The latest kid on the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate block has arrived in the form of Minecraft's Steve, the seventh fighter to be added in one of the game's Fighters Pass expansion packs. He's got a pretty unique moveset and a strikingly different visual style, but it's something else that's caught the eye of players.
Should you emerge victorious from a heated Smash battle while playing as Steve, you'll be greeted with his 'win' screen. The problem here is that some feel Steve might be a little too happy about securing that win, with an awfully unfortunate positioning of his tasty steak.
It wouldn't surprise us to see his winning position changed in a future update – we imagine the memes are already in full production, just waiting to haunt the new character's Smash legacy forever.
A bit of an oversight? Or is the internet just far too dirty-minded? We'll let you decide in the comments.
[source twitter.com, via twitter.com]
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"A bit of an oversight? Or is the internet just far too dirty-minded?"
Possibly the former and perennially the latter. Not exactly a conflict of factors here.
That's pretty much how I get if I manage to win a game of Smash too.
i mean, i guess? don't want to know who has the frame of reference for meat looking like that though
Meh, looks fine. It’s a steak not a wiener.
God, everything is scrutinised these days, if there's even a slight hint of something that could be misconstrued the sad old internet will be all over it. Who cares?
So if that's the sword, why isn't he holding it? If it was in either hand it'll be fine.
UHH OK IDK WHY THIS IS A POST BUT THANKS FOR RUINING MY FAV GAME Oh P*rn has done that for me.
it's pixelated so it will be fine in Japan
Is that meat in his hand?
Maybe dont pose by...um...grabbing your meat
Nothing unfortunate about having one that big!!!
@NinChocolate
“It’s a steak not a wiener.”
This statement does nothing to remove my mind from the gutter. Just seems like braggadocio at this point.
Hahahaha!! Omg how did no one on the dev team notice that?
But what's that on his face?
THE WIENER IS
@AlexSora89 Insert ba dum tss drum sound.
I say we should leave it in.
It's also what she said.
This is great ! I guess I have to buy this second dlc then.
"Is that a steak in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
EDIT: In another picture doing the rounds on this site, Alex is holding the steak. The plot thickens...
It's just a man and his meat! Nothing to see here
I N C R E D I B L E 😂😂😂😂
I hope it stays
What's that Beaver doing down there?
S.T.E.V.E
Steak That Evokes Visions of Erections.
The internet over sexualizing stuff again. It shouldn't be an issue.
Well, there's no unseeing that now.
https://imgur.com/gallery/hrP9H1A
Don’t see anything wrong.
So he beats others with his meat? Cool finishing move.
He is just happy that he won! Maybe too happy
Anyone else think this was entirely deliberate for viral marketing?
It's just a way of them saying customers got (insert giggity word) for getting Steve instead of a proper character
Just a guy grasping his meat firmly.
@Pod
Patrick: "Firmly grasp it in your hand"
Lol I actually find this offensive. But funny too.
@Lordplops this isn’t a “these days” thing, buddy - phallic jokes are literally as old as the pyramids
This is so random
Not laughed so much at a Nintendo Life article since Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival was announced as 2015's big Christmas game.
Well, to win a match on Smash Bros, you have to go up against some stiff competition.
Internet still remains a scary place..
In this age and time everything is well looked into no matter how meaningful or pointless it is.
Then it ultimately messes with your mind, however, it still dirty most times.
I guess “winner” got lost in translation with “wiener”
For everybody in the comments sounding off about how “the Internet” is making a “big deal out of nothing” and you don’t care or whatever, noooooobody is impressed and you’re not cool.
Things looking like a wiener are funny, and if you didn’t really care you wouldn’t click and article and leave a comment.
Thank u, next
Edit: misspelled “things” as “thinks” because I’m not brilliant
Down with this sort of thing
Can’t a man hold his meat in peace?!
It's just a murderboner. What's wrong with that?
Everything?
1. Nobody cares
2. Why would you tarnish a wholesome boi eating?
3. If the steak is his no no square, then minecraft is inappropriate as well!
Oh, I get it...
Pfft...
I was playing Steve for a few hours and did not noticed that until it was pointed out here... clearly the internet is to dirty minded... 🤨
O H N O P L E A S E N O
lol!
@Chibi_Manny finally a sane person that doesnt think everything is somehow a prn referance
@GannonBanned I remember doing The Merchant of Venice in school and it was 95% dick jokes. Good old Shakespeare.
I probably would not have noticed that, if not pointed out. Lol
The interet is too dirty minded.For me its just a guy holding food.
Does Steve say "schwing" when he wins?
I don’t get it. Looks like he is holding the steak by his side but because of the blocky nature of the character it looks like it is on his pants leg. People freak out about everything and males think everything is about their junk.
@GannonBanned I'm not your buddy, pal.
Looks like that victory pose might have been a mis-steak.
Yeah, that's getting removed.
@GannonBanned Sometimes, people who don’t care about something will voice that idea, so that it’s not stuck in their mind. Other people will keep it to themselves. Seems like this is as good an article as any to express that.
Hopefully, Nintendo has some balls and doesn’t change it.
@status-204 Also funny if you have a sense of humor, and hardly age related in any way.
But, bu- Smash is only for good boys and girls! Sakurai betrayed us! I... I... can't handle this even though this doesn't affect my life at all! I'm going back to my safe space!
@nessisonett they out here talking CoUNTry matters in Hamlet!
@Lordplops i’m not your pal, friend
Oooookay, reserving judgement until I see it animated, but the phallic is strong with that screengrab!
Leave it to Smash Twitter to oversexualize things.
@GannonBanned I'll see you down at Tegridy farm soon I hope 😉
He's celebrating with his bit of meat what's the problem?😁
Anyone who thinks this isn’t suggestive hasn’t seen a pixelated shlong
He just wants you to eat his meat.
@Lordplops gotta get them vapes
And to think that Mai couldn't get in the game.
This is an outrage!
Meanwhile
Falco: "Hands of my---"
You and I have very different definitions of the word 'unfortunate'
Block out with your c**k out! 😁
I'm not familiar with Mindcraft, but doesn't Steve always get a boner when he wins stuff? This seems in character to me.
I don't see a problem with this. We just now know for sure that Steve is male. Sometimes, it's hard to figure this out nowadays.
So thats how steve works out..
TBF, if i beat sonic and mario into oblivion, i'd do the same.
“Oh— what’s this? ... It’s just my package... God delivered; I signed— the world keeps turning...”
Nintendo you can't put a victory screen that imply obcene/inadequate things, theres children playing this game, if i was a father i would be so embarred by this.
Wait, actually what’s wrong with it? I see nothing unusual.
Nintendo you can't show something like that, there children who plays your games.😱
If you are trying to insinuate that that is in someway attached to him...he needs to see a doctor, like yesterday!
@Ooccoo_Jr Ew. 🤢
He's just holding a steak. What next, we call DK out for eating bananas?
...Rated T for Teen
@Richnj Insert the spitting drink GIF here
Jeez. Some of y'all need to realize this article is being humorous about it. Isn't a platform to project your grandpas "everything is too sensitive" schtick.
@BadlyDrawnDedede if smash if for good boys and girls...bayo? Anyway, why would he be eating his no no square?
@Ooccoo_Jr Couldn't have said it better myself!
STEVE'S STEAK MATTTERS!
*And cue angry rioting across America and beyond!
No doubt some 'woke' ***** somewhere will get themselves triggered into a snaring, frenziedly, teeth nashing, slobbering mess over Steve's Steak! And it will probably become known as "the water steak scandal"
Who honestly cares!
If anything in this terrible year, at least it's given people a bit of a chuckle.
People need to relax a bit.
Steve showing off his tasty meat.
I’ve never played minecraft, but I thought a great amount of people built penises in it. Maybe this was deliberate haha
So if you win with Alex, is she revealed to be a futanari?
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