Now, we're not afraid to admit that we made the odd joke about playing Zelda on the toilet when the Switch's home and portable concept was first revealed, but this is really taking the...
A Taiwanese retailer has decided that the best way to flog Nintendo Switch systems is to chuck in a smart toilet seat - you know, for those lengthy play sessions. According to Chinese Nintendo, the bundles' names translate to "Sit well full-length" for the original Switch model, and "Loneliness Eliminator" for the Switch Lite. Truly inspiring.
We wouldn't blame you for thinking we've gone ahead with a super-early April Fools' joke, but we promise this is a real thing. You can see the Switch and Switch Lite bundles for yourself if you like - the website helpfully shows you that the two products are indeed two separate items that have been put together for this exciting bundle.
At this point of most articles, we'd usually ask you whether or not the product in question suits your needs and if you're tempted to buy one. In this case, perhaps it's best if we leave that out? What a world we live in...
[source twitter.com]
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Note to self: Never touch another person's Switch.
Hope we get some exciting news today.
"Loneliness Eliminator" for the Switch Lite.
perfect for Senran Kagura players
Who want to take the plunges
That’s for the warp pipes.
@CharlieGirl care to explain?
So everyone can take a Nintendo S**t-ch on the toilet.
@Rayquaza2510 assuming you’ve never heard of or seen Senran Kagura, it’s kinda like those Dead or Alive volleyball games where there are a load of semi nude females.
@WesEds I do know what Senran Kagura is, I like the series a lot (which a lot of people don't understand because being a female means I should be disgusted of it? Yes some people even say that out loud)
I asked that purely because the comment is short, but also without saying it has a specific meaning (essentially that people playing senran kagura games or games like that are "perverts" because of course you are, I should be a murderous pervert because I also like Left 4 Dead and Destiny 2)
But that is a assumption based on how many times I've seen such comments elsewhere, and people meant it that way but that's the reason I asked "care to explain" before saying out loud what that comment probably means, and now I essentialy said it anyhow.
(on a sidenote a lot of people like to bait others with such comment, totally un-needed)
Thank you Taiwan, Very Cool!
@Rayquaza2510 Nah, it's not about perverts. I cannot fathom how that is more comfortable, but the idea presents itself nonetheless.
We can all laugh at this but who here hasn’t used their switch, iPhone, ds, gameboy, a book or magazine etc..: while taking a dump? I just think that this bundle may go a step to far.
They should also add Super Mario Odyssey into the bundles. That way you'll be ready for the full plumber experience.
@Rayquaza2510 I just assumed you’d never hear or seen it based on your reply to the original comment,
Personally Senran Kagura is not something I’ve played or have any interest in, I don’t think the people who enjoy the games are perverted just that they have a different taste in games than I do.
@WesEds that is a mindset I have respect for
must been a fun meeting at the office
@Rayquaza2510
i mean Charlie girl is right lol, just look at how you're getting offended about it.
@CharlieGirl is entitled to her opinion. It's wrong. But she's entitled to it nevertheless.
I played Senran Kagura on Vita. I enjoyed it. I also don't really care what people think about me for playing it.
@Rayquaza2510 is right. Playing a game doesn't define who you are. I play Mortal Kombat, but I don't think about murdering people in an overly bloody and gory fashion. I also play Monster Hunter, but I don't have fantasies about going out into the wild to slay animals so i can turn them into giant swords.
@Big-Pepsi show some class yourself. All you're doing with your comment is trying to bait a response.
Now this.
THIS is Nintendo's peak, boys
Ha. Switch Lite with the toilet seat. So Japanese. Funny find Ryan. That bidet will make a fine Switch cleaner.
@CharlieGirl you're silly. tehehe
@ObsidianEleven
What bait? Getting offended over someone saying they don't like that persons game is sad, and when did I say get some class? Please elaborate.
@Big-Pepsi You actually said "have some class", though I can see you learned all by yourself how to use the edit feature. Well done you.
If you're going to make a comment, at least have the conviction to stand by what you wrote, instead of going back to erase it so you can pretend it never happened.
Ugh....what does Senran Kagura have to do with this? Maybe I should just start randomly throwing out hate for Fortnite constantly.
@Joeynator3000 You can, but only if you plan on hating on Fortnite whilst sat on the toilet. That way, it is still technically on topic.
@ObsidianEleven Doesn't have to be on this article though. lol
This cuts through the BS and forces us to face our own reality: if you have a Switch, you've likely played it while taking a dump at least once. Let's be real.
I’m tempted to buy one.
It really is the best thing about having a switch. The Wii U just couldn't reach through the walls...
@ObsidianEleven
1. you're offended
2. you're offended
3. you're offended
4. you're offended
huh, you're a queer after all...
What is a smart toilet seat exactly? Can I use it to play my Switch lol
Well that’s a crappy bundle. 😒
Hmm, what if you drop your switch between your legs? Would you be prepared to fish it out of the bowl?
@Big-Pepsi I find it funny how your going around calling people “offended,whilst there isn’t any thing to feel offended of.....
@Rayquaza2510
I'm a 39yo male and I love Senran Kagura (and even bought the anime BDs of it) and don't find any of it sexually arousing. Its just stupid silly fun with overly endowed girls with a semi-decent story.
Bon Apetit and Pinball has me feeling like a hyper pervert when I play them though, lol.
Same with Gal-Gun.
Katsuragi Forever!
Genius! Now if they start doing the same at phone retailers, toilet seat sales will explode the world over.
The smart toilet with the regular Switch model is 15,990元 (CNY), which looks to translate to $2,280.12 USD!!
Ok. Why is this bundle not available at my Bed, Bath, & Beyond?
@Big-Pepsi You seem to be the most offended one here judging by your constant need to belittle others. How about you follow what you actually claim in your own profile?
Sincerely, a gay girl interested in Senran Kagura.
@ShankyMcSpanky @WinterschneeFee
You guys are literally mad because someone said tat game was bad, ofcorse you guys are offended lol "constantnt need to belittle others" haha, I can't believe I offended you guys so badly, I'm having an absolute kick out of this, Hope you chums enjoyed your Christmas, lol.
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