It's easy to idolise - or even be jealous of - the many star characters in the Super Smash Bros. series; they have some serious skills in combat, they're adored by an incredible army of passionate fans, and they get to experience what it's like to be eaten alive by Kirby before being spat back out like an unwanted olive.
If any of these dream-like scenarios apply to you (but particularly that last one) then this new plushie pillow will no doubt be for you. Measuring 21cm by 23cm, and therefore comfortably housing your entire head, the pillow looks perfect for catching up on some sleep in pretty much any location. Simply pop your Kirby pillow down anywhere you like, and wiggle yourself up into its forever-open mouth. "Anytime, anywhere" indeed.
We quite like the idea of getting several of these for the office, with all staff members taking naps at our desks like in the image above. Of course, Kirby was recently revealed to be the star of the show in the latest Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Direct, seemingly being the only one to avoid the Nintendo character apocalypse - perhaps having one around isn't a bad idea after all?
If you're wanting a Kirby pillow for yourself, you can grab one from the official Premium Bandai store for 9,500 yen (approx. $84 / £65). Delivery is expected to commence next June.
Will you be getting one? Is this one of the best pieces of merchandise ever to be released? Share your thoughts with us in the comments.
[source p-bandai.jp]
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@Tsurii If it was cheaper, I would buy it for my cat, for sure
@Tsurii @Bunkerneath If it was cheaper, and if I thought my cat would actually use it instead of sleeping anywhere but, I would buy it for my cat too!!
Dang, that price. Maybe for half of that I’d bite.
My cat lays on things, not in things.
Kirby's Head. Apply directly to the forehead. Kirby's Head. Apply directly to the forehead. Kirby's Head. Apply directly to the forehead.
That's really neat. Except for the price, lol
Before I always found it uncomfortable to sleep face down on a table. Now I can also suffocate as well! Thanks Kirby!
I saw the article headline and for a moment thought this was gonna be some weird Deviantart drawing...
If one of my kids brings this to school, I am gonna let them sleep and not penalize them.
Is... is this vore?
That bottom-right image is hilarious. XD
It's so stupid and impractical, and yet I want one. I agree with the sentiment that this would be a great idea for a cat... assuming that it doesn't prefer cardboard box it will most likely ship in.
If you suck in a child, your capture power is having to pee at the most inopportune times. (SOURCE: have kids)
This is definitely vore
This is genuinely quite cool. Weird sure but cool.
Me: Awesome! I want one!
Sees price
...On second thought.....
Oh crap I need to get one for my cat! And then get that cat I've been meaning to get!
Our savior requires a sacrifice
I’d love one. My cats would probably steal it though...
I do remember the last Kirby doll to show up on NL was just surprisingly frightening.
So THIS is 2018...
I love this, but sure the heck would not pay near 85 bucks for it lol.
I don't know. My head's pretty big...
I would love to have one
Japan sure is weird, dood... I love it.
I expect a video of Alex demoing it...lol.
Will the pillow then gain my genius farting abilities?
I might actually buy this and have a proxy ship it
Quite expensive, but still a creative plushy design. If it weren't so expensive this would be kind of tempting just for the novelty.
.... I need that for work.
I love that this exists
@nocdaes "If it was cheaper, and if I thought my cat would actually use it instead of sleeping anywhere but, I would buy it for my cat too!!"
If you buy it for the intention of using it yourself, then your cat will sleep in it. Does reverse psychology work on cats?
@The_Mysteron Haha I like your thinking, but there ain't no way I'm buying that for myself!
Lol, those japanese!
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