In this completely silly run of bite-sized features, we're going to write a new version of '12 Days of Christmas' with a Nintendo twist that will, hopefully, be good enough to sing.
A big chair in a Pear Tree
When there's a line with 'tree' in it, Animal Crossing is the only way to go. In the bizarre AC economy your daily chores include shaking trees for fruit and other things. It's not uncommon for furniture to fall from trees, which would certainly put furnishing stores out of business in the real world.
Be sure to share your suggestions for additional lyrics in the comments below; a classic Christmas song will be born.