Behold the Kickmen

Behold the Kickmen (Switch eShop)

2020

System
Switch eShop
Publisher
Ant Workshop
Developer
Size Five Games

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Game Rating

User Ratings: 0

Our Review: 7/10

Overview

Number of Players
Single Player
Genre
Arcade, Sports
Release Date

Switch eShop

  • 18th Jun 2020 (US/Canada), $3.99
  • 18th Jun 2020 (UK/EU/AU), £2.99

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Reviews

About The Game

>ULTIMATE FOOTBALL EDITION

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game".

Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.

FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.