Topic: The New Super Mario Brothers Wii impressions thread

@Odnetsomething
I'm sorry, that isn't a conjunction but a combination of adverb and verb. I... I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but someone had to.

@Adam: perhaps he meant 'contraction'?

Maybe, but we don't allow take-backs where I come from, so he'll have to live with his mistake.

You mean comebacks or retorts, cooladam?

No I think he means take-aways, as in the take-away message, which explains why americans never learn.

Can you explain to me what a take-away message is? You're just making it difficult to make jokes by using terms I don't understand, I hope you know.

Aw come on. You spent an hour googling what grammatical term describes the word "who" in order to make your previous witty comment. If you only put in half as much effort here, I'd already be on my second joke.

^{(You might call them take-home messages.)}

WAAAHHHHHH!!! cries in shame

Hey hey! I was born knowing grammar. I knew the subjunctive mood before you were born, missy.

...and still not ringing any bells. FACT: You Canadian people just talk funny. Admit it. Probably some idiosyncrasy you inherited from your great white shark ancestors.

My parents were in a subjunctive mood when I was conceived.

It shows.

Just be grateful I didn't make any jokes about the conjunction that resulted in my conception and the contractions that followed 9 months later.

I think you should make a joke about that. It could be good.

Um, Odnetnin is crying. What happened? _{Should we cheer him up?}