Topic: Good news everyone from nintendo Castlevania Rebirth :(

Dear Mr Grant,

Thank you for your email.

We have got no release date for this game yet, once a release date is available, if the game will be released here, it will be found on www.nintendo.co.uk

Best regards,

Sam Malcherczyk

Nintendo Service Centre,
CoDEstorm House, Walton Road, Farlington, Hampshire, PO6 1TR.
Tel - 0870 6060247 (Calls charged at the National rate)
Service Centre Hours 08.30 to 19.00 Monday to Friday (Excluding Bank Holidays)

Bad news not good news you misled viewers.

Of course it's gonna be released in the UK; Sam Malcherczyk just isn't authorized to tell you anything.

Why is this being reported? Clearly the "good news everyone" is a Futurama homage and the addition of the sad smiley face brings out the statement's inherent sarcasm and sorrow. Certainly not report-worthy, chaps.

@Prosody I didn't do any reporting. Thanks for not pissing on my chips, though.

I didn't see any chips, to be honest. Otherwise... well, let's just say you had a lucky escape.