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LazerPan

The E3 of this year was a disaster. It wasn't a E3 presentation, it was borderline a funeral.
Super Mario Maker is the end of 2D Mario, they can't be arsed to make any more 2D Mario so they are giving the ball to us.
No new Wii U games which literally means this is it. There will not come out more games to the Wii U then we already know at this point. Miyamoto will resign after Mario Maker and Nintendo games will only be available on the iPhone.
R.I.P.

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NintendoFan64

Yeah, Nintendo had a crappy E3! THEY'RE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!! By that logic, their funeral was at E3 2008.

There is nothing here...except for the stuff I just typed...

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CaviarMeths

This quote is going to get a lot of mileage in coming months.

I was literally shaking with anger during that conference. Tears formed in my eyes and my fists were clenched. "Announce something," I shrieked at my computer. My mom knocked on my bedroom door and had to ask if I was ok. Then, they started showing me a bunch of losers playing instruments dressed as Mario and I just turned it off. It was actually unbelievable.

Now, I'm 31 years old and this was, without a doubt, the worst conference I've ever seen in my life. It's clear that Nintendo is not just done with the Wii U but done with the company. There is no recovering from a conference that bad. They'll talk about the NX at next E3, but people will ignore it after remembering Blast Balls.

I loved this company and put my heart and soul into dedicating my gaming life to them. But now, I have nothing. I'm an empty shell.

So Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash.

MrGawain

CaviarMeths wrote:

This quote is going to get a lot of mileage in coming months.

I was literally shaking with anger during that conference. Tears formed in my eyes and my fists were clenched. "Announce something," I shrieked at my computer. My mom knocked on my bedroom door and had to ask if I was ok. Then, they started showing me a bunch of losers playing instruments dressed as Mario and I just turned it off. It was actually unbelievable.

Now, I'm 31 years old and this was, without a doubt, the worst conference I've ever seen in my life. It's clear that Nintendo is not just done with the Wii U but done with the company. There is no recovering from a conference that bad. They'll talk about the NX at next E3, but people will ignore it after remembering Blast Balls.

I loved this company and put my heart and soul into dedicating my gaming life to them. But now, I have nothing. I'm an empty shell.

Of course that quote has to be from a legitimate Nintendo fan and in no way is a troll trying to mock Nintendo fans as middle aged children who can't grow up and play games where they shoot zombies and drink Mountain Dew and Doritos like real adults do.

To answer the topic, this E3 isn't about Nintendo being over (they are actually starting to turn a profit thanks to amiibo), it's more that their support for the Wii U will dwindle in 2016 and development is being moved to the NX. I suppose it had to happen sometime, but it's a shame for Wii U owners because it actually is a very good console with some excellent games.

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veeflames

And yet another one of these threads. Quaint.

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Okapi

CaviarMeths wrote:

This quote is going to get a lot of mileage in coming months.

I was literally shaking with anger during that conference. Tears formed in my eyes and my fists were clenched. "Announce something," I shrieked at my computer. My mom knocked on my bedroom door and had to ask if I was ok. Then, they started showing me a bunch of losers playing instruments dressed as Mario and I just turned it off. It was actually unbelievable.

Now, I'm 31 years old and this was, without a doubt, the worst conference I've ever seen in my life. It's clear that Nintendo is not just done with the Wii U but done with the company. There is no recovering from a conference that bad. They'll talk about the NX at next E3, but people will ignore it after remembering Blast Balls.

I loved this company and put my heart and soul into dedicating my gaming life to them. But now, I have nothing. I'm an empty shell.

Holy crap, are you kidding me right n---
That's it. I'm done.
There goes my faith in humanity.

Okapi

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0.o Seriously?!

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6ch6ris6

nintendo's funeral? no.
wiiU's and 3DS' funeral? kinda.

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Azooooz

I'm just here for this thread's funeral.

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OmegaMetroid93

Nintendo's funeral? How doom-and-gloom can you be? -.-
I do think this proves that Nintendo are moving away from the WiiU, however. Yes, we do have some good stuff coming, but they didn't announce any heavy hitters that we didn't already know about. This makes me feel like they're saving most of those for the launch of the NX.
That better be the case, at least.

OmegaMetroid93

CaviarMeths

MrGawain wrote:

Of course that quote has to be from a legitimate Nintendo fan and in no way is a troll trying to mock Nintendo fans as middle aged children who can't grow up and play games where they shoot zombies and drink Mountain Dew and Doritos like real adults do.

WaveBoy wrote:

That guy is 31 years old and lives with his mother? Man...A bad Nintendo E3 conference should be the least of his worries. If he's renting our her basement suite than i'll cut him some slack tee hee.

fed0ra7 wrote:

Holy crap, are you kidding me right n---
That's it. I'm done.
There goes my faith in humanity.

Psst, guys... it's satire~ Alex even did a dramatic reading of it, posted on the front page news.

NeoGAF is very fond of satirical overblown reactions to make fun of meltdowns. For example, here's a classic, when Final Fantasy XIII was announced as coming to Xbox 360:

Square just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase FFXIII for either system, nor will they purchase any of Square's games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Square has alienated an entire market with this move.

Square, publicly apologize and cancel FFXIII for 360 or you can kiss your business goodbye.

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So Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash.

martinskrtel37

so sick of children making threads on this board, you realise you're making this board just pure shit right?

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everyone needs to relax and enjoy the games that are released today and stop worrying what Nintendo will do in a year or two from now.

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martinskrtel37

CaviarMeths wrote:

This quote is going to get a lot of mileage in coming months.

I was literally shaking with anger during that conference. Tears formed in my eyes and my fists were clenched. "Announce something," I shrieked at my computer. My mom knocked on my bedroom door and had to ask if I was ok. Then, they started showing me a bunch of losers playing instruments dressed as Mario and I just turned it off. It was actually unbelievable.

Now, I'm 31 years old and this was, without a doubt, the worst conference I've ever seen in my life. It's clear that Nintendo is not just done with the Wii U but done with the company. There is no recovering from a conference that bad. They'll talk about the NX at next E3, but people will ignore it after remembering Blast Balls.

I loved this company and put my heart and soul into dedicating my gaming life to them. But now, I have nothing. I'm an empty shell.

that quote is made up.

Octane wrote:

everyone needs to relax and enjoy the games that are released today and stop worrying what Nintendo will do in a year or two from now.

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