Internet rumors are great insights into what might happen, could happen, shouldn't happen, we want to happen... and when it's about a franchise as beloved as Metroid, you're sure to get a reaction. Especially when you mention that nerd-love goddess Samus Aran may be played by Ms. Chicken-or-Fish herself, Jessica Simpson.
Let that possibility sink in for a minute.
She wants to reboot her movie career. What better venue for that than taking a dump on the dreams of millions of Nintendo fans? But wait, it gets better: Uwe Boll is rumored to be directing it, too. This part seems so much more unlikely than Simpson as Samus. But if Tara Reid can be in Alone in the Dark and if the Prince of Persia movie can not completely suck, I'm willing to believe that anything is possible.
We'll wait and see on this one.
Source: Rumor Miller
don't think this one has anything to hold up on but whatever.
Oh, I thought she was cast as Link in the upcoming The Legend of Zelda movie.
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Barely know who Jessica Simpson is, but I don't want a Metroid movie made. I they make a movie of it, Metroid will become more known to the general populous, and I don't wanna share my Samus. She's mine I tell you!
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I personally want Jessica Alba to play as Samus Aran trust me she fit's every detail. Jessica Simpson i don't know since it didn't even crossed my mine.
Isn't Nintendo against the whole "Let's make our games into movies!" thing because the Super Mario Bros. movie was an utter failure? And besides, how do you make a movie out of Metroid?
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