Okay. This is how it works. People take turns trying to get to the top of the hill. Whoever gets to the top is the winner... until the next person comes and dethrones you! Try to be as creative as possible!
HeroOfWaffles sees a lone hill, so he goes to the top of it and claims it. He contently thinks that no one will ever take his hill.
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Until Viewty takes control of his hill as King. Without lifting a finger, he flings Waffles through the air. Shortly after he makes an army of Mel Gibson robots to protect Viewty's newly found hill.
Waffles places a plate of waffles in front of Xkhaoz, enchanting him with the sweet, sweet smell of maple syrup. While Xkhaoz is hopelessly entranced, Waffles takes the throne.
As he takes the throne, Viewty interferes with a slap across the face resulting in a full blown fist fight of awesomeness. As the remaining sexy Mel Gibson soldiers throw the loser's seemingly lifeless body from off the hill, Viewty takes back his rightful place as King.
Just for you. "I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear." - Freddie Mercury
Little did Joe know, thousands of underground mines are in the hill, all detonating at once to take out the Gibson soldiers and Joe himself! (Or so it seemed) Waffles takes his rightful place as King.
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
/me calls dealloc on everyone, sits on the hill, and null-key encrypts it. hint: only entering a particular name can disable it. if you don't know what it is then you don't deserve to be king of the nerd hill. >:3
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