"You're telling me! Like the rumors about the swamp to the south? Did you hear about the kidnapping? Oh, my! The kidnapping? Yep! But then the kid woke up. Get it? Kid napping? Hooo...I got a million of 'em!"
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
There were four businessmen who were all outside of the hospital waiting for news on their wives, who were giving birth. Work made them arrive late. The first guy was waiting when the nurse came to him and told him, "Congratulations, your wife had a perfectly healthy baby."
The man responded by saying, "What a coincidence! I work for AND1!"
The nurse left and returned some time later, and told the second guy, "Congratulations! Your wife had identical twins."
The man responded by saying, "What a coincidence! I manage the Minnesota Twins!"
The nurse left and came back to tell the third guy, "Congratulations! Your wife had triplets!"
The man responded by saying, "What a coincidence! I worked on the 3DS!"
The nurse left and upon her return found the fourth guy sobbing uncontrollably. She asked him, "Why are you crying?"
The man responded by saying, "I work for 7UP!"
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Ok so there are two men, one is clipping his hedge while the other man is wearing a mascot-like dog head.
Hedge Man- "For my wife's birthday, I got her some flowers, a TV, and a romantic dinner, what did you get your wife? Dog Man- Well she told me she wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in three seconds... Hedge Man- So what did you get her? Dog Man- ...A scale.
I saw this on a commercial but changed it a little.
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
There were four businessmen who were all outside of the hospital waiting for news on their wives, who were giving birth. Work made them arrive late. The first guy was waiting when the nurse came to him and told him, "Congratulations, your wife had a perfectly healthy baby."
The man responded by saying, "What a coincidence! I work for AND1!"
The nurse left and returned some time later, and told the second guy, "Congratulations! Your wife had identical twins."
The man responded by saying, "What a coincidence! I manage the Minnesota Twins!"
The nurse left and came back to tell the third guy, "Congratulations! Your wife had triplets!"
The man responded by saying, "What a coincidence! I worked on the 3DS!"
The nurse left and upon her return found the fourth guy sobbing uncontrollably. She asked him, "Why are you crying?"
whyed the nurse bring a red marker to work? just incase she had to draw blood... yep Im bad at jokes
Digitaloggery 3DS FC: Otaku1 WiiU: 013017970991 Nintendo of Japan niconico community is full of kawaii! Must finish my backlagg or at least get close this year W...
Ok so there are two men, one is clipping his hedge while the other man is wearing a mascot-like dog head.
Hedge Man- "For my wife's birthday, I got her some flowers, a TV, and a romantic dinner, what did you get your wife? Dog Man- Well she told me she wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in three seconds... Hedge Man- So what did you get her? Dog Man- ...A scale.
I saw this on a commercial but changed it a little.
that's a stupid funny more than a HAHA funny.
. Heads up my name online on the 3DS and Xbox Live is Bubbab5 to let you guys know. My 3DS FC 5412 9927 8618
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