Topic: Power Rangers: Nintendo Force

StarBoy looks into the distance, and sees a pair of blue-and-white-striped poles with a bar moving up and down between them. He turns to NP and says...

StarBoy: "Wanna check those poles out?"

NP looks and has a brainstorm

NP: "That's a Goalpost! If we break the tape, we may be able to find a Star Road...or at least move on to another island!"

Back from the store.

NP and StarBoy run up to the Goalpost. Just as they are about to break the tape, they hear thundering footsteps. NP looks and sees a dustcloud moving towards them at tremendous speed

NP: "Oh...I completely forgot! Where there's a Goalpost, there's bound to be a...CHARGIN' CHUCK!!!!"

StarBoy: "Oh, no!"

Meanwhile, back in the forest...

Cloudcult: "..............."

PG: "My sentiments exactly, Cloud. We are most definitely lost."

A figure silently flies behind Cloudcult and stabs him with a sharp point

Cloudcult: "...............ow......"

PG: "You okay Cloud?"

Cloudcult nods

PG: "Good, then let's keep moving..."

I wonder what NP would do in this situation...he always knows what to do, that NintendoBrainiac...

Kamek flies up to Iggy Koopa

Iggy: "Did you get the sample of the Pink one's blood?"

Argh, we've been in this forest forever. Can we hurry up and get out of here.
Patience is a virtue, X. It's great if you have it.
Xkhaoz ignores Hoot

Kamek: Yup. So, why did you need this?

Twink: "I don't think we're lost. We'll find our way out."

Kamek hands the sharp object to Iggy. On its tip is a single drop of blood

Iggy: "Excellent! Now I can study the genetic makeup of the Pink one...maybe then we can figure out a way to defeat those Power Dweebs!"

Be gone for five minutes. Gonna eat ice cream!

Kamek: Good plan. So,are we ever gonna right them? I wanna smash that White Ranger so badly.

Iggy: "Seriously, what's your problem with the White Ranger? So he can fly up and knock you off your broom sending you plummeting to the ground and breaking your Magic Scepter...what's the problem? It's that Green Pukeglob you need to worry about! Rotten monster-basher!"

Pukeglob lol

Kamek: Flying is supposed to be MY thing. It was bad enough with the owl, but now a Ranger? What the Lava World?

Lemmy: "What about that Yellow Rainbow with the invincibility ability?"

Larry: "Or the Cyan Ranger and his inability to morph? I hate that about him!"

Iggy: "Shut up, Larry!"

Ludwig: "Now, now...we can stand around and discuss which Ranger is the worst - it's the Blue Ranger, by the way - or, we can try to cross Chocolate Island without getting lost, like last time...remember that, Wendy?"

Wendy: "Hey, you left me stranded in the middle of nowhere!"

Larry: "Well, you shouldn't have got us lost in the first place! We're gonna get lost again! Let's ditch her now while we still have the chance!"

Wendy: "Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Little crybaby!"

Larry: "I AM NOT A CRYBABY!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Kamek: But he can't fly. He's grounded. But the White one? He can FLY.

Brains: "ENOUGH! The Brawn and I will head into the Forest of Illusion and stop the Power Rangers from emerging safely."