Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

There's Just Dance to help fill in the gaps. Plus there's many other unannounced games to help fill in the release gaps such as Farm Dancing Simulator, Mario Dance, and a new Metroid game which will have dancing as a key mechanic.

I wish I could think of a clever wish.

Okay, there are no lulls, because no games are released for it.

I wish I could think of creative wishes.

@crimsontadpoles We posted at the exact same time, and had the exact same wish. Wow.

Lol, that's amusing. Great minds think alike.

Granted, but you can only say the useless ones.

I wish that Dark Souls gets ported to the Switch.

Granted, but you literally only die.

I wish all third party games release for the system would be converted to have Nintendo characters as their protagonists.

But they're all Toads.

I wish there would be a high end VR headset widely available that would work with any device and cost no more than $20.

Granted, but the device only has a battery life of 30 seconds and translates all spoken game languages to Klingon.

I wish Nintendo would create another proper Wario Land game.

Granted, but it turns out 'Wario Land' was that creepy place from Inside.

I wish Nintendo would make amazing smaller games like Nidhogg, Journey, Towerfall, Limbo, Crypt of the Necrodancer, etc.

Granted, but they go third party and only make games for Ouya, and they never use their big IPs.

I wish I could afford tickets to Hamilton without selling my arm.

Granted. You sell everything but your arm, then realize that eyes and ears were crucial tools for the experience.

I wish Nintendo wasn't so hard on fan projects of their own IP.

Granted. They no longer make games, and only rely on terribly made fan games for profit.

I wish Pikachu's love of ketchup would return in the Pokémon anime.

It does, but a parent somehow finds Pikachu's love of ketchup suggestive and files a lawsuit. The show is temporarily put on hiatus while the ketchup scenes are all removed and censored.

I wish more people would love the quirkiness of the Yo-Kai Watch anime.

People love the quirkiness of Yo-Kai so much that all other anime can't compete with it, and all other anime is cancelled. Yo-Kai Watch is also cancelled at the end of this season since it reached the end of the story.

I wish the Pokemon anime would follow Jesse, James and Meowth without featuring Ash at all.

Granted, but they all go back into their Black and White characterization, and have the personalities of cardboard. They also introduce a crazy talking Rockruff who uses words like "lit" and "dope" in a ploy to sound cool.

I wish there weren't so many stupid memes around.

But that would mean the end of humanity, since it currently thrives on these stupid memes. Or... do you actually mean... gasps in shock You wouldn't!
I wish the voice acting in Final Fantasy didn't suck.

It doesn't suck, because there is none. There is also no dialogue as an extra precautuon.

I wish trade evolutions weren't a thing in Pokemon.

Granted. Now instead there are evolutions that only happen when you release a Pokémon for good. The evolved forms usually show signs of distrust and a loss of innocence.

I wish the Wii U was as standard for parties as hors d'oeuvres.

They are, but only because of a fad that sees people smashing them Office Space printer style.

I wish Nintendo would release a series of books in the Metroid, Fire Emblem, and Punch Out! series.

Granted, but they are just children's picture books where nothing happens.

I wish that 2016 is retconned into nonexistence.