Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

You didn't make a wish, so I'm gonna corrupt Nicolai's.
But Nintendo somehow realizes that only HARDCORE Sony, Microsoft and PC fans are the vetefans and offers the deal to them.
Also...

Is that supposed to be some kind of stereotypical joke? If it is.... then it's weirdly coincidental. In a way.
I wish Tangled was as recognized as Frozen. Maybe even recognized MORE than Frozen.

Probably. Why, something newsworthy going on there now?

I did not make a wish because I did not answer anyone else's. You need to corrupt Nicolai's wish.

@Haru17 Nope. It's just funny why you used the Nigerians in your comment, especially in connection to starvation. I must admit there's a bit of a bias since I grew up in that country (hence the weirdish coincidence). But it's all harmless fun... right? Uh, anyway. I'm just gonna repeat my wish again. Happy corrupting!
I wish Tangled was as recognized as Frozen. Maybe even recognized MORE than Frozen.

@Vee_Flames Oh, that makes sense. I didn't mean it in the pejorative or stereotypical sense, though there may be some overlap. I just used 'Nigeria' to make a moralistic quip about 4K this and that. Now that I think about it, I was thinking about the Sudanese famine in the 90s. We studied it in ethics class, specifically the photo Kevin Carter took of a starving toddler. I don't know much about the former country.

Lol, do I have to do all the upkeep around here? I guess I'll corrupt my own wish as well as Vee_Flames, then make a new one.

Granted, but it also comes with a shot in the foot.

Granted, but Let it Go is now in Tangled, which makes it even more overplayed.

I wish Haru17 would politely corrupt and give new wishes before he gives his side comments.

Look, I don't purport to be anything other than what I am — a human freakin' aside. But since you asked...

Granted, but now he makes arrogant-but-interesting points and confusing meta-commentary.

I wish Zelda fans were all Men in Black-style mind-wiped to forever remove the possibility of a timeline from their pretty little heads.

But it's only because the series as a whole has been erased from existence.

I wish the formerly rumoured Netflix exclusive Zelda series was actually happening...

@RR529 - I was a thing, a 20-minute promotional thing for Netflix, where Where Beddy Ryan stars as Link, trying to save Hyrule from Retail tyranny.

Oh, I thought you were talking about all the people in Nigeria who have been starving since October/November after that whole "Boco Haram " incident...

Maybe you guys should stop with this whole "corrupt-a-wish" thing. It seems to be affecting reality!

...I wish for a pot of Gold!

@CanisWolfred Neveeerrrrrrr (until the Switch Direct) And your edits are the only thing warping reality!

The pot of gold becomes such a successful buisness model for Nintendo that they rename themselves "Warioware" and exclusively develop weird games about pulling Wario's perplexingly angular mustache.

It is, but it's a live-action slice-of-life anime starring Agitha and her infectious antics.

I wish both that Zelda was an anime and that the games didn't look at all like anime.

@Haru17 Granted, but the anime and games are now both drawn in stick figures, with the anime being 2D drawings and the games being the 3D models.

I wish this thread would actually stay on topic.

But by saying that you drove this thread to barren-ness for two weeks. Also, everyone argues that "staying on topic" infringes on their right to free speech. An investigation ensues, and Nintendo Life is shut down.
I wish we weren't so close yet so far away from January 12th.

Granted. Now the calendar skips January 12th, so it will never come.
I wish that it won't take another two weeks for someone else to post on this thread.

Granted. It becomes bombarded by hundreds of posts a minute. It's impossible to make a post fast enough to corrupt the right wish.

I would actually watch this. My wish is that this comes true.

Granted, but the problem is it exists solely as an educational program for preschool age children. The show material is horribly dumbed down, and Agitha is sickenly happy even if someone goes off without giving her a bug.

I wish that people would quit agonizing over how powerful the Switch is and just enjoy the games that will be coming to it.

They do, all two of them.

I wish Breath of the Wild would actually have a seasons system.

Granted. Nintendo decides to portray winter as accurately as possible, and highlights everything horrible about it. Now, in addition to freezing to death without warm wear, Link now cannot ride his horse without spending ten minutes scraping the ice off of it. On one specific day, Link is required to do a mini-quest featuring his disfunctional extend family members, all while trading a rare dungeon item for a useless secret santa gift. Some dungeons and shrines are completely snowed in, and require hours of shoveling (if you try using a fire rod, it just turns into a puddle of water then freezes). And of course, the same bad christmas music is playing constantly in the background. If you can hear it over the sound of Link swearing.

Later in the season, guardian tracks turn the snow into ugly blackish sludge. Sometimes, it will snow so much that you can see five feet in front of you, and Link will actually sink into the snow and get stuck if its deep enough. Of course, you can pay to stay the night at an inn, if you have 2000 rupees. Better to just brace yourself against the white wolves with impaired sword movements due to numb fingers arms and hands.

I'll spare you on the details of summer

Speaking of, what is a live-action anime?

I wish Nintendo-themed restaurants would appear in the U.S.!

Nicolai, you're supposed to corrupt-a-wish, not soup-up-a-wish and make it ten times better!

Speaking of, what is a live-action anime?

H3LL

I wish Nintendo-themed restaurants would appear in the U.S.!

They do, but they only serve mushroom-based dishes.

I wish the January 12 event would open with a Retro-developed Metroid Prime 4 announcement and end in a powerful and well-directed 3-minute trailer for Zelda.

You call me out for making your wish better, but you do the same! I love mushrooms!

All those adjectives make it hard to corrupt, sir.

Let's say that this happens, but Metroid Prime 4 and Zelda are then annouced to be Japan only with DRM-enforced region locking.

I wish I could have a job at Nintendo! You know what, I think someone's wished that already.

I wish for an instrument to play for Breath of the Wild. One that is button-controlled and plays chromatically (plays lots of notes).

You get one, but it turns out to be an enhanced version of the vuvuzela. Even more notes than the ocarina had, but even more annoying than the original vuvuzela. Everything in the game tries to kill you if you play it. And that's the only thing it does.

I wish that Nintendo would write multiple critically acclaimed book series about their core franchises.

This game is all about word play and creativity — about finding a way to work around my descriptors. You'll notice I said "Zelda," not 'Breath." That gives you plenty of opportunity for less desirable games.

I hope you know Japanese. We're getting Final Fantasy X-2.5: Price of Eternity up in here!

With both Nintendo's console and mobile development teams focused on the Switch, I wish the system wouldn't see another lull in releases like the late Wii and early Wii U years.