Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but OK KO style, you'll be labeled as a fleshy for liking human characters.
I wish the Simpsons was good again.

Granted but it's only available via pay-per-view services.

I wish my computer didn't sound like it was about to explode every time I try to run a game, Twitch and Discord at the same time.

Granted but it will be 20 years from now.

I wish i have Axew, Piplup and Oshawott as my starter Pokemons.

Granted, but they can only learn Flail, at level 40, and cannot use HM/TMs

I wish it would rain.

Granted, but now Bowser no longer has a purpose in life and the Mario series in cancelled.

I wish Cadence of Hyrule will be at least decent.

Granted but he will be retired at age 200 years.

I wish there will be LABO toy Cons 05, 06, 07, etc.

Granted but they all get sold out before you even hear about them.
Wish the Switch could play PS4 & Xbox and PC games.

Rocket League and Fortnite can already be played on Switch, so Nintendo does nothing.

I wish for a new 3D Mario Platformer on Switch in 2019.

Granted but Mario will wear Wedding dress for their new games.

I wish Rosalina (Mario games) has their her games.

Granted, but all other sub-series that star other Mario characters are over. No more Luigi's Mansion, Wario Land, etc.

I wish Sega would make new games from their other classic franchises besides Sonic.

Granted but it will takes 20 years to be finished.

I wish PPAP (Pen Pineapple Apple Pen) song is on Dance Dance Revolution A20.

Granted. Atlantis has been discovered and there's a submarine that transports people to that location and have cover it with a glass and a machine that produces oxygen to breathe, so you can play underwater in Atlantis. However, you will have to pay 1,000 dollars to reach there, and 1,000 dollars to return to the surface.

I wish Utopia exist.

Granted, but now it is sharply high any other day

I wish Miitopia got a sequel

Granted but it's actually Tomodachi 3.
I wish I had enough money to buy as many videos game as I wanted for a whole year while still being able to pay expenses.

Granted. Except you have no consoles to play them on

I wish i had more time to play video games.

Granted but you have to go planet Venus to experience 1 day at Venus = 243 days on Earth. And.... It will be more than 480 degree Celcius over there everyday.

I wish i have a pair of Blue Boxing gloves.

You can. (memes don't ruin the movie they're made because the movie is good)

I wish that Mario Maker 2 had a Mario 64 style in 3D.

Granted, but the controls translate awfully and they've removed most of the pro techniques.

I wish that Monster Hunter: World got ported to the Switch.

Granted, but the game runs like trash on the Switch, with so many game-breaking glitches, softlocks, etc.

I wish Metroid could crawl.

...granted..? All the Metroids that could already crawl in the proper form can now still crawl..?

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner