Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but they redesign it further with a 1 post per day limit.

I wish I had more money for games.

Granted, but it will be limited until 9,999 Gil / Gold.

I wish I can do 999,999 Damage.

Granted. You can do 999,999 damage to nothing.

I wish the Pikachu costume in my profile picture had a proper funeral.

Granted, but the next day all the buried pikachu costumes revive as zombies and threat the very existence of mankind with their cuteness and insatiable appetite.

I wish my guinea pigs could play video games.

Granted! They're now gamers far better than you. Your guinea pigs become so good that they become professional gamers that can make a living. They move out and you never see them again.... except that you occasionally get beaten by them in an online game.

I wish I get to meet Shigeru Miyamoto

Granted, but you say something stupid and accidentally insult him.

I wish that there was a crimson coloured tadpole pokemon.

Granted, but it's very weak and hard to use in battles.
I wish there was an upcoming Nintendo Direct announced.

Granted, but it will talking about same Mario Odyssey again and again...

I wish Springman / Max Brass (ARMS) is Shirtless for next Update.

Granted, But Nintendo decided that a delay will happen to fixed Max Brass's arms to fixed a bug in the muscles, but it should be ready by October 31st, 2017.

I wish halloween was on December 24th 2017.

Granted, but now Halloween is a day where kids go door to door, giving out candy to anyone who opens. And the kids don't dress up, only the people who stay at home do.

I wish that I would stop wasting so much time and get my school work for the week done before I do anything else, besides sleep.

Granted, but it is a lackluster spin-off starring Tingle for mobile devices.
I wish we'd get another teaser for Metroid Prime 4.

Granted. It's the same teaser as at E3. but it's one second longer, and that second is just a black screen.

I wish I was good at games.

Granted, but those games are Kirby's Dream Land, PokéPark Wii and nothing else.
I wish for Beyond Good and Evil 2 to come to Switch.

Granted. Gamefreak are mixing all the Pokémon colour games together in one massive open world. Unfortunately it's come out as some sort of Pokémon Muddy Brown...

I wish Nintendo would announce the games for 2018.

They announce the 2018 list, and it contains Super Mario Odyssey. It's been delayed.

I wish I had a good costume for Halloween.

Granted, but it's a Rickon Stark costume.

I wish there was a Madoka Magica Atlus RPG on modern consoles.

Granted. It's an Xbox One exclusive, and it's heavily buggy and glitchy.

I wish we would see Half-Life 3 at some point in our lifetime.

Granted, it comes out five minutes before you die.

I wish that I and only I knew hot to win at solitaire consistently.

Granted, but people view it as cheating and don't want to play with you.
I wish I could fly.

Granted. But only on Ryan Air.

I wish I could have a full nights sleep.