Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but you fall into a bottomless pit and die anyway.

I wish I never had to study Shakespeare.

Granted. Now you have to study every other author/playwriter or you get an F!!!

I wish the VC would have more titles

Granted, but your wii falls off a cliff and every buyable wii in existence is sold before you can get a new one.
I wish I had some frozen mango chunks for my smoothie.

Granted, but the chunks dissolve before put in the smoothie

I wish 110%ful was 111%ful

Granted, but now the world collapsed 'cause there was 1 more percentage.

I wish I could beat all the stage records in Mario vs. Donkey Kong for the Game Boy Advance.

Granted but your save file then gets deleted

I wish the mother series would come to Europe

Granted but now Europe is run by giant pigs.

I wish I was taught how to make video games in school.

granted, but your games are crappy and no one buys them
I wish i could live forever.

@v8ninjaI lol'd at your corruption

Granted, but you lost your memory so you couldn't make any

I wish captain rainbow and the G. G. series came to the west

Granted, but then an eruption comes from a volcano and destroys those copies.

I wish I knew why StaFox asked such an uncondoneable question in the Other Gaming forums: "Are today's kids really that stupid?"

Granted, but the truth is so scary, you scream [it's much worse than it sounds].
I wish I could decide on one 110%[insert suffix here] name.

I wish..OH HOW I WISH MY PS3 WASN'T CORRUPTED!!

@starboy That would work for captain rainbow but not the G. G. series as they're downloadable.

@110percentful: Granted, but you decide on a really bad one that everybody hates.

@Sean007s: Granted, but you accidentally knock it off the shelf and it breaks into many pieces.

I wish the fanboy fighting caused by the current PS3 problem would be kept to an absolute minimum (at least on this site).

Granted, but then chaos ensues in other websites.

I wish for an autographed basketball.

I can live with that, I suppose. I don't really use those websites anyway (mostly BECAUSE chaos always ensues on them at times like these).

Granted, but it's autographed by me and worth less than a brand-new ball.

I wish GameStop wasn't threatening to fire employees who can't manage to sell stuff people don't need to people who don't want to buy in a mall that's especially bad for sales of such items.

Granted. But now they're trying to sell you to a store that you don't need to work with people that you don't like because of the whims of a tyrannical boss that you don't know!!!! lol

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.

Granted you get up late and get in trouble.

I wish I had some money.

granted but you also inherit a debt of triple the money you recieve

wish I had a ninja cowboy monkey as a pet, with 3 tails and it wears a monacle and is really posh

@Reala: Granted. But a 3-headed monkey pirate with an eyepatch attacks it.

I wish that Smash Bros. show I wished for earlier did not suck and was really popular.