Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the Guinness Book World of Records can only hold records that are tolerable and G-rated.

I wish the Guinness Book World of Records 2005 book was colored in shiny blue.

granted, but now it has a picture of vays nipple hair on the front
I wish i had the guiness book of world records 2010

Granted, but no one was ablt to prove it because the cameras broke when they tried to take your picture. 3 people granted a wish at the same time! How does that happen?

Anyways, granted, you are now a porcupine.

I wish I wasn't too sexy for my shirt.

Granted, but the police arrest you for having used copyright infringement on the popular song of the same name.

I wish Snoopy to be very happy with Charlie Brown.

Granted, but unfortunately Snoopy has a heart attack, while Charlie Brown locks himself away from the rest of society after the loss of Snoopy.

I wish I could live in this apartment Rent free.

Granted, you're married to your landlord.

I wish I could tell time.

Granted, but Granfather Time Clock makes you live with him for the rest of it's life.
[I'm not being too mean in this thread, am I? ]
I wish I could picture what a waltzing elf looked like in Paint.

Granted, but you had to cut off your own ear in order to do so, and nobody appreciated the painting until you were dead.

I wish I had to mental capacity to understand what's going through StarBoy's mind right now.

Granted, but the absurdity of it all will make your head asplode.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but it turns into your master.

I wish this corruption did not sound absurd. :/

^Granted. You got a 10 year old poodle with no teeth or bladder control. All of his food has to be pre-chewed.

I wish this song didn't make me cry.

Granted, it makes you emo and want to cut yourself.

I wish I could breathe fire.

Granted, but the fire was so hot, you could no longer eat ice cream or drink fluids.

I wish I was Super Man.

I wish when I would actually lay a terrible curse on Ricardo91, it wouldn't end up going to someone else. It's like he's protected by some kind of holy barrier!

Granted. But your superpowers backfired and you became Bizzaro.

I wish I were Link

Granted, but it's full battery only lasts 20 minutes.

I wish I knew who this Fluffy was...

EDIT: GAH! All the posts I reply to keep getting deleted! It's confusin' meh!

Granted, but then you wake up, thinking it's all in your head.

I wish I could post on time.

@Ricardo91

Granted, but the knowledge forever changed your understanding of existance. You could no longer reintegrate into the society you once knew. You become an outcast, struggling to open the world's eyes towards the great and terrible being that is...Fluffy!!

I wish I could write a book.

Granted, but you'll be attacked by a dozen trolls

I wish everyone's posts would be consistent.

Wish granted, at least for the next five seconds.

I wish I had an army of Rabbids

Granted, unfortunately they cry out MUTINY and attack lz.

I wish my phone had more batteries.