Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

GraNTED BUT SOON YOU GET A BAD UNQUITABLE JOB _{sorry about da caps lock}
I wish Vaynard hadnt put all bird-like users in a bad mood _{not realy though}

Granted, now YOU annoy the crap out of everyone with your awful grammar and misuse of the caps.

I wish I got more womens.

Granted but they look like this:

I wish I could play an instrument.

Granted, but you either...
1) Over-exert yourself and faint (if you play a wind instrument)
or
2) Cut your finger off (if you play a string instrument)

I wish I wasn't human, dammit!

@cheetah - Granted, it's the glockenspiel
@Yoshi - Granted, now you're an insect

I wish I could Indiana Jones was real

_{Grammer?! but i only do that in typing}
i wish for a endless perfect cookie

@StarBoy: Granted, but he runs by you when the classic boulder-in-a-narrow-corridor scene happens, and the boulder flattens you.
@NGPenguin: Granted, but you eat too much of it and eventually become to obese to move.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, but you're mode of entertainment is swimming in a pool of frigid water!

I wish I could describe my joy with Kirby's Epic Yarn to my friends and sound masculine at the same time.

Granted, but now you can't maintain it while talking about other games

I wish I knew what it was like to have a brother

Granted but you figure out it can be pure HORROR
i wish i got school off on my birthday _{because thats never goona happen}

Granted, but now you have to make up for it on Saturday!
_{Happy early birthday, NGpenguin!}

I wish I could contain my excitement over Donkey Kong Country Returns.

Granted but u cant for the 3ds! _{thanks soooooo much @PunnyGuy}
i wish .....for my cousin not to be in da hosipital

Granted, but now one of my relatives is!
_{Sorry about your cousin, NGpenguin. I hope he/she feels better.}

I wish cancer had a cure.

Granted but now nothing else does! _{i agree on cancer stoper and my cousin! thanks for caring!}
i wish i didnt have spring allergies

Granted. Now you have Fall allergies!
_{You're welcome.}

I wish my Club Nintendo Platinum Reward comes in the mail soon!

Granted, but it's dog-eared and dented, making it useless

I wish Casper was real

Granted, but he (unintentionally) scares everyone!

I wish Kirby was real.

Grantet but .......um ...hes so cute he makes every one faint forever
i Wish Hammer Bro was real

Granted, but he keeps throwing hammers at people!

I wish Yoshi was real.

Granted but only people named Mario can see him
i wish that something awesome will happen at school tomorrow _{highly doubtful}