Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted but a small boy captures you, traps you in a glass jar and constantly pokes you with sharp sticks.

I wish I had a cure for my genital fungus V provided me with.

Granted, but theirs a slight extream burning sensation.

I wish for a zombie ninja army.

Granted, but the first person to be killed by them is you. D:

I wish i didn't have so much to do

Granted. Your problem is solved, by being shoved into a wood chipper.

I wish my nipple hair wasn't so long.

Just

Granted, but now your whole body is hairless.

I wish I could forget Vay's wish.

Granted, but now you find yourself haunted by nightmares of long, spindly, yet slightly curly hairs, and then you wish to know what happened... and then you wish you could forget... and then you wish to remember... and the cycle continues until the day you die a horrible, bloody death at the hands of your zombie ninja army.

I wish i had a pen that worked D:

Granted, you now can't forget all his other wishes.

I wish V and Malnin would stop being mean to me.

Nice try, V. lol

Granted, but now TBD and I will be mean to you.

I wish Toy Story 3 was out already.

Granted... no, wait...

I'm not mean to you, dude. You're a PIE for cryin' out loud. I love pie.

I wish more people loved pie.

Granted, but with the sudden influx of consumers screaming for pie, supply can't keep up with demand, and now there is no pie left for you. bummer.

i wish i hadn't cut my hand this morning.

Granted? Now it..... didn't? But.. the world blew.... Up?

I wish that I understood what malnin meant.

Granted, but you won't be able to understand anything else.

I wish I was playing Mario galaxy right now.

Granted. Unfortunately, you got stuck in a glitch where you keep falling into a black hole over and over again.

I wish I had 2 hot asian chicks who gladiator fight to the death want to be my girlfriend.

Granted, but they're vampires (which can be a good or bad thing).

I wish My Wii had an internet connection again.

Granted but it no longer has a TV connection.
I wish my life was a giant musical with singing and dancing in the streets.

the musical was written by the jonas brothers.

...and Shingi_70 wished that his Xbox 360 would never RRoD (again, if applicable), and it was granted, but he got one of those E-something errors instead.

I wish that I could legally obtain a free copy of Heavy Rain.

Off-topic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
On-topic: Granted. A cloud starts dropping lead weights on you.
I wish for people to stop talking about the environment.

Granted, now everybody only wants to talk about gay rights!!!! lol
I wish there were more hours in the day.

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