Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

(Altoids are a breath enhancer )
Granted, but your game is so utterly terrible, that you and all of the people who attempted to construct the game die under mysterious circumstances.

I wish intellect existed on the internet.

Granted, but now intellect no longer exists in the real world.

I wish to be the Earth's ruler. Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Granted, the computer crashes on you
I wish I could have underwater breath.

Oh, sorry.

Granted, but now you can now longer breathe air.

I wish to wear a tuxedo.

Granted, but now people mistake for a penguin and send u to the zoo.

I wish I had the green PSP that comes with MGS Peacewalker.

@Qwikman - clichéd, but I'm okay with that.
Granted, you purchase both in a camouflaged store, but unfortunately you can never leave because the door to the exit is also camouflaged.

I wish I could swim at a pool now.

Granted, but you notice a warm spot and run away.
I wish Warp Zones were real.

Granted, but today's society forces everyone to gorge on food and become mind-bogglingly fat, so no one can fit in them.

I wish you were mentally incapacitated, so you couldn't grant the wish.

Granted, but that means this grant never happened.........

Ignore ignore ignore

Granted. But it is designed only to shoot you, and it does, and you die. lol

I wish I could pause time.

Granted, but that means you cannot move or do anything.

I wish I knew why Square-Enix is so hesitant in releasing Quintenix games like SoulBlazer and Illusion of Gaia on the VC, when ActRaiser (also by Quintenix) has been available on the VC since 2007.

Granted, it was locked and can never be unlocked, but only after you accidentally posted all your greatest and most embarrassing secrets to it!

I wish that I didn't procrastinate so much!

Granted but you finish everything so quickly that you're given more and more work.

I wish people would stop bugging me.

Granted, but now all that time you spent procrastinating you must relive doing hard, laborous work

I wish everything was free in the world.

@Superpeach- Granted but now people start trying to murder you.

Same wish as above.

Granted, but because things are free, everyone will want to get those things, at all costs even.

I wish I could walk on walls.

Granted but now you can't walk on the ground and you can't get anywhere.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, but it's low pay and high stress.

I wish that I was surrounded by a vat of chocolate.

Granted, but in consuming too much chocolate you start getting permanent cholesterol problems.

I wish to camouflage myself.

Granted, but no-one can ever see you ever again and get scared when you talk because they think you're a ghost. Vicars keep trying to exorcize you too.

I wish my avatar animation never ended.