Topic: how do i delete my account?

i plan on leaving nintendo life and possibly returning one day

You can't delete your account. What you can do is use the contact form

https://www.nintendolife.com/contact

and ask the Mods to ban you. When you are ready to return all you have to do is use the contact form again and let them know you want to be unbanned.

Exactly what @Tasuki said.

Isn't this the same user who used the goodbye/vacation thread like 3 times in a row to say he was leaving only to keep posting directly afterwards?

@Morphtorok Yes. He did that.

Post sexy pics of women and go out like a bamf.