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Nin10dad

If I were an enemy, I'd be a Goomba
They don't have to worry about Zumba,
By the way, neither do you,
You're so fine, I love you

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SheldonRandoms

Oh boy, time to rev up a story about some character related to Nintendo somehow, except this time, add in the gooey gooey lovey goo!

I've already begun planning for my love stor-I mean poem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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ogo79

if you like video games
dont look no further
after we do something naughty
ill buy you a burger

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

Silly_G

Behold my literary abomination.

SUPER PRINCESS PEACHED

Dearest Peach,
I'm peached to have met you
On that peachy day that we had met…
You impeached my heart
And since I've yearned for the sweet taste
Of your delicious peaches
From your garden
Concealed behind hordes of Piranha Plants
I take a bite
Yummy yum yum

Allow me to be your Prince Peach
Or if that were not your preference,
Allow me the time to become your Mrs. Peach
For I will move heaven and Earth,
Male and female
To be yours
And you mine
Kissy kiss kiss

Oh, Peach
I feel a burning in my bosom
For your peaches
And your sweet majesty

Oh, Peach
Take me among the Power Stars
And I will grace you with my 1-Up
Accept my vow
There's no time like now

Marry mare mare

Edited on by Silly_G

Silly_G

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Maxz

@sillygostly Oh man. That's firmly in the 'awful poetry' category. We've had a few poems that have ended up in the 'surprisingly good' category, but this is definitely in the former category.

Well done!

In response, I offer a poem about everyone's favourite countenance.

"Nose as round as perfect plum;
Soft and plump as baby's bum;
Sat atop a silky 'stache;
Under eyes devoid of lash

Turquoise eyes, as wide as lakes;
Jewels in seas,
As white as flakes,
Of purest snow;
Like icy slates;
Two sapphires upon two plates

Cheeks to pull and nose to squeeze;
Mouth to tug, and ears to seize,
Yank it, stretch it;
To and fro;
That's the face of Mario!"

Edited on by Maxz

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Silly_G

Thanks. Methinks yours is in the "good" category. Clever, a little silly, but sweet and sentimental.

I'm both immensely proud and ashamed of my poem. Reading it again, I'm both cringing and laughing at the atrocious vomit-inducingness of it. I forgot to throw in a line about riding a horse into the sunset or something inane (hence the "Marry mare mare" line), but I think the lack of context makes it even more absurd, so... mission accomplished?

Silly_G

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Maxz

@sillygostly I think so. It's very striking and powerful. There are some semi-legitimate metaphors in there but you've butchered them beautifully. Mission accomplished indeed.

Edited on by Maxz

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Vee_Flames

Oh, I do think I've been bewitched.
Eyes as sparkly white as the portion of the Switch logo
Heart as bright red as the background of the Switch logo
Perfectly rounded as the adjacent circles in the Switch logo
Click! is the sound my heart makes for you
It's time I made the switch
And now I switch over to you
And now I hope you switch over to me
Be my Valentine!

cricket chirps
Ok, I'm leaving now.

Edited on by Vee_Flames

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Expressing my hopes for Professor Layton in Smash. Prayers abound.

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Maxz

@Vee_Flames Claps

The use of a game console's corporate logo as an allegory for the unfettered passions of newfound love is inspired.

The passage about "adjacent circles" is particularly moving. For what is love but two adjacent circles, drawing ever closer? My heart is all aflutter.

It might be my favourite awful poem so far. There's just enough sincerity to it carry it through.

On an unrelated note, nobody has guessed the character of my second Haiku!

"Born of thunder's wrath;
Home burned to blackened cinders;
A bolting nomad"

Clue: It's a Pokémon.

Edited on by Maxz

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ogo79

when i first met you
i thought you were hot
but when the lights had came on
i declare probably not
we wont play my games
you cant come over
its a 2 player co op
ill hide the other controller
you say that im wrong
but im always right
the next game that ill mention
is more important than yer life
theres a knock at my door
so i hide in my mansion
ill choke you eternally
if you touch little samson

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

ogo79

love is in the air

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

Maxz

@yokokazuo Raikou is correct! Get that man some cake!

Your last entry was very good/bad. If you fancy something slightly less ambitious, might I suggest a submission of your own entry in "Guess The Character By The Haiku"?

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LzWinky

Meowpheel wrote:

TheLZdragon wrote:

Morpheel sucks at this
He cannot count syllables
Such a waste of time

>:3

Umbreon is cool
He is dark and can kill you
The best pokemon

The counter says:

Syllables Per Line:
5 7 5
4 7 5

Umb-re-on is cool

Alas dear Morpheel
You continue to fail so
Go home and do math

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ogo79

@TheLZdragon
i always knew you had skills.
im prepared to offer you a record deal.
but its rap.
so you have to have a criminal record.
if you dont, youve got a week to go out there and make a name for yerself.

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

LzWinky

Can I beat up widows and orphans for the deal?

Current games: Final Fantasy IX, Tetris 99

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ogo79

@TheLZdragon
you must have seen the job requirements before hand.
if youve got 6-7 years experience with orphan beatings it looks like youve got yerself a deal!

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

SheldonRandoms

I need to use this mic MOAR often, as well as post MOAR videos to Youtube, so maybe, just maybe, if possible, idk, I could read some of THESE poems and upload them to YouTube.

I'm sure if I did DAT, it'll rev up some creative stuff and thangz somehow (except for LZ, since he's a QUACK!)

Edited on by SheldonRandoms

NL's #1 kangaroo fan of SpongeBob Squarepants and Ristar!

Aren't LUCARIO's paws adorable? (MOAR adorable than all of the Eevee'z)

Rev up those fryers! MY LEG!

Also created Sheldon & Mr. Randoms on flipnote hatena, it was a series which I MADE!

I'M SwElLtAsTiC!

Switch Friend Code: SW-2240-6609-5332 | 3DS Friend Code: 5429-9754-3617 | Nintendo Network ID: SheldonRandoms

ogo79

yer fat like wario
im straight outta the barrio
i dont like sonic
sure as hell not mario
games over women
i think you better listen
i got rare games in my restroom and my kitchen
if one comes up missin
im gonna track you down
youll go with the atari et carts
underground never to be found
i wont buy you flowers
or an expensive wedding ring
but heres a box of chocolates if staying overweight is yer thing

the_shpydar wrote:
As @ogo79 said, the SNS-RZ-USA is a prime giveaway that it's not a legit retail cart.
And yes, he is (usually) always right, and he is (almost) the sexiest gamer out there (not counting me) ;)

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