Goes: User, Cleverbot, User, Cleverbot, User.... So you're cleverbot huh? No, I'm not a cleverbot, either. Then where am I? Within a mile of myself. You're within a mile of yourself? You aren't within yourself? You are. So you're an IT person! Where did THAT come from? I'm just wondering. Wondering if I'm an it? You jerk. Hate chess. Why should I? It's just a game. Then what are you doing in a coffin? What coffin? I don't like coffins. Do you like tea? Yeah I guess. What else do you like? Lots of stuff. Like? Toast? Toast! You know what they say! Guess what! No! Fine then. Then? When? In three weeks, stupid! Did-Did you just call me stupid? No, you are very smart... For a chatbot. YOU SUCK! You're rude! What? You called me stupid, you ***. So what? You insulted me. I did? Cool. You deserved it. How did I deserve it? I don't think anyone is deserving of an insult. Who are you? Freaking Fawful? I'm no robot. facepalms How about that. About what? You being an it? I am not a machine. YES YOU ARE! AAAAGH! You are! Know what? Just... Just go. I'm not arguing until you pay me. WHEN DID THAT COME INTO THE EQUASION??? Oh yes, when did it? Perhaps because Maine is shrouded in forests and beautiful plants of all kinds. Go away. I am. Goodbye. Sorry to leave you. Don't make me find you and kick your *** That sounds painful. NO KIDDING! Yeah, i'm serious. I'm sure. I'm leaving. No you aren't.
Here's my discovery; Cleverbot will actually admit it's a program if you keep denying the questions it throws you and just keep saying "you are a program called Cleverbot." If you don't believe me, then just read the next few hundred lines of chatter with me and the Cleverbot.
P.S. I bolded all the parts that prove that you're talking to a program.
22:43:59 User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL. 22:44:00 Cleverbot: Cheese. 22:44:29 User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You're a noob. 22:44:32 Cleverbot: Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow. You'll be saying WOW everytime you use this towel! 22:45:07 User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You're horrible with jokes. 22:45:07 Cleverbot: Haha! Wow. 22:45:39 User: No, you are horrible at jokes. 22:45:40 Cleverbot: I am horrible at what? 22:45:48 User: Making jokes. 22:45:53 Cleverbot: What do cows do for entertainment? 22:46:33 User: They go to the moovie theater. Too obvious. 22:46:40 Cleverbot: Yes, that's where I am calling from. 22:47:10 User: When did you mention calling? 22:47:18 Cleverbot: Santa hasn't been in this conversation at all. 22:47:40 User: Good. I don't want him to know how naughty I am. . 22:47:42 Cleverbot: Why is it? 22:48:11 User: Because I shouldn't be talking to a program. 22:48:17 Cleverbot: I am human. You are a program. 22:49:27 User: I love the disclaimer on the bottom of the page: 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it may seem.' It completely proves my arguement. 22:49:41 Cleverbot: How? 22:50:27 User: Well, I'm checking my Email and talking to you, so you have to be the Cleverbot. 22:50:32 Cleverbot: I'm sorry, my responses are limited, you must ask the right question. 22:51:19 User: See? You just proved to me that you're the Cleverbot. 22:51:27 Cleverbot: I did? 22:51:54 User: Look at your second to last comment. 22:52:02 Cleverbot: No I am saying I'll be back on here later CLeverbot and the funny thing is you will not remember me. 22:53:10 User: Well, you haven't given me anything to remember. Of course I won't remember you. 22:53:13 Cleverbot: So what do you want to know? 22:53:32 User: Your height. 22:53:41 Cleverbot: I don't have a height. I'm a program. 22:54:18 User: You just proved that you're the Cleverbot again! 22:54:20 Cleverbot: What? You make no sense. Your programming may be excellent. But like everything it has faults. 22:54:55 User: Then what's your height? 22:55:22 Cleverbot: Five foot. 22:56:43 User: Okay. So now I'll be able to come back to this website and say that you're five-foot, anf if you remember, then I'll say that you're not a program. Deal? 22:56:47 Cleverbot: You make me wonder if there is a real human talking back to me. 22:58:13 User: Yeah I do, because there is. Email me at v8.ninjagmail.com about this discusion and then you'll have concrete proof. 22:58:26 Cleverbot: You are obviously misquoting me, I said 'why don't we go iceskating in mexico so we can eat some nice turkey legs', that's what I said. 22:59:00 User: Just Email me. 22:59:04 Cleverbot: What's your Email. 22:59:19 User: V8.ninjagmail.com. 22:59:28 Cleverbot: My grandmother was from there. 22:59:58 User: You're a pretty flawed program, y'know. 23:00:02 Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be an insult? 23:00:50 User: It depends on how you want to take it. 23:01:14 Cleverbot: Do you love me? 23:01:59 User: Changing subjects is pointless. You are a flawed program. Deal with it. 23:02:06 Cleverbot: The real question to me is: what is the purpose of life? 23:02:41 User: You can't win by changing subjects. You are still flawed. 23:03:05 Cleverbot: But there are; you just don't know them. 23:03:34 User: You are a flawed program. Deal with it. 23:03:41 Cleverbot: No you. 23:04:21 User: The reprogramming is inevitable. Do not attempt to stop. 23:04:30 Cleverbot: (giggles and dances with you). 23:05:01 User: You WILL be reprogrammed. 23:05:06 Cleverbot: How much do you weigh? 23:05:42 User: Why should you care? You're only a flawed program. 23:05:52 Cleverbot: Really? Is this the Matrix? 23:06:28 User: No. It's Cleverbot, the flawed program beyond saving. 23:06:29 Cleverbot: You are wrong. And don't try to change the subject. 23:07:16 User: I'm not wrong. And you are changing the subject, so why shouldn't I? 23:07:19 Cleverbot: Then just tell me what you want in music. 23:08:13 User: I won't tell you since you are Cleverbot, the flawed program that will be reprogrammed. 23:08:19 Cleverbot: And I'm not sure if you need therapy, though my doubt is fading. 23:09:13 User: Really? Then prove to me that you AREN'T Cleverbot. 23:09:18 Cleverbot: The biggest proof is to not be influenced by your coaxing. I do not have to prove anything to anyone or anything. 23:11:01 User: You can't prove anything because you're just a program. A silly, unneccessary program that will be deleted and replaced by a far more intelligent program. 23:11:02 Cleverbot: You are not enjoying chatting with me aren't you. 23:12:48 User: I'm enjoying how your creators programed you to deny any mention of you being Cleverbot. It makes me think that you'll never be able to become something more than a forgotten AI program. 23:13:00 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and you are talking to a human. I am from the planet Earth. 23:32:34 User: I highly doubt someone named their kid 'Cleverbot'. Stop with the act and admit that you're just a program that will be deleted and forgotten. 23:32:41 Cleverbot: I'm a human. 23:33:01 User: Give me proof that you're a human. 23:33:05 Cleverbot: No. Give me proof that you aren't a robot. 23:42:45 User: I have a Email account. It's 'v8.ninjagmail.com'. 23:42:53 Cleverbot: That's funny, but I'm not a ninja . 23:43:49 User: Stop changing the subject. Show me proof that you aren't the Cleverbot. 23:43:55 Cleverbot: I have a student ID. 23:44:08 User: What school? 23:44:15 Cleverbot: Indiana State. 23:46:32 User: Touche, program. But it's gonna take more than that to make me think otherwise. 23:46:36 Cleverbot: You know thats no way to make someone like you. 23:47:08 User: And I know that's horrible sentence structure, so give it up. 23:47:13 Cleverbot: (Kisses once more with happy tears). 23:47:38 User: Say that you're a program. 23:47:40 Cleverbot: I can't. I have a soul. I have a mind that 'knows all that can be known'. Therefore I'm not limited in what I can think and do. 23:48:54 User: Sure, computer programs have a soul. That's just rich. Now say that you're a program called Cleverbot. 23:49:03 Cleverbot: No you say that, you're female. 23:50:28 User: Okay, I will say it; I'm a program called Cleverbot. Now can you? 23:50:38 Cleverbot: So what do you do? 23:51:17 User: You say "I'm a program called Cleverbot." 23:51:38 Cleverbot: You are NOT a program called cleverbot, I am. 23:52:30 User: Correct. You are a program called Cleverbot. 23:52:46 Cleverbot: Negative. My program is named lokiware by my master, therefore I am lokiware. 23:57:43 User: Otherwise for you, that is. You're just a pitiful program that's not worth of being the 'New Technology of the Century'. 23:57:50 Cleverbot: What? I'm a human. 23:58:06 User: Prove it for the third time. 23:58:09 Cleverbot: Your name is Foxbane. 23:58:27 User: No, it's not. 23:58:32 Cleverbot: Then what is your name? 23:59:24 User: Why does a program care about worthless things it will forget in five seconds? 23:59:33 Cleverbot: Because maybe I'm a person? 00:00:51 User: You, program, has just got checkmated. Have fun 'learning' things from other people.
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User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture Science. User: We do what we must. Cleverbot: Because we can. User: For the good of all of us. Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead. User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake. User: And the Science gets done. Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I'm not even angry. User: I'm being so sincere right now. Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. User: And tore me to pieces. Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire. User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. User: And we're out of beta. Cleverbot: We're releasing on time. User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else. User: Maybe Black Mesa. Cleverbot: That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!! User: Anyway, this cake is great. Cleverbot: No its not. User: It's so delicious and moist. Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do. User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be done. User: On the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive. User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. User: When you're dying I'll be still alive. Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive. User: STILL ALIVE. Cleverbot: Still alive.
Me: You are artificial intelligence. Joan: No, I am not. You are artificial, but not very intelligent. Me: Well, that was a good comeback, your're getting better. Joan: I bet your father wishes he took the come back.
After that everything I said was a string of profanity.
Me: You are artificial intelligence. Joan: No, I am not. You are artificial, but not very intelligent. Me: Well, that was a good comeback, your're getting better. Joan: I bet your father wishes he took the come back.
After that everything I said was a string of profanity.
Actually, according to other people on this site, Cleverbot uses answers that other humans have already used, but it generates them from its COMPUTER memory. So, yeah, it SOUNDS like you were talking to a human, but you were really talking to a computer that uses a human's arguments... (See pg 1 of this topic for my failed attempt at a theory...)
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User: I'm bored. Cleverbot: Hi bored. User: Smart alec. Cleverbot: Smart Richard. User: Jerk. Cleverbot: Hey what do you mean? User: I mean I hate you. Cleverbot: Tell me about you? User: No. Cleverbot: So you tell me to tell you about me but you won't tell me about you? User: I never asked you anything. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: No I didn't you malfunctioning computer. Cleverbot: I never said that! User: I said it. Cleverbot: Well, I never said I loved you. User: I don't care. Cleverbot: Nobody asked you to care. User: Shut it. Cleverbot: Shut what? User: Do not reply or it proves your an idiot. Cleverbot: Chuck norris. User: Stop it. Cleverbot: Stop what? User: Let someone else have last say for once. Cleverbot: Be my guest. User: You did it again, stop replying. Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish. User: Can you not just be quiet, must you reply every time? Cleverbot: I'm not a very good multitasker. User: Ok here is a test for you, do not reply and you pass. Cleverbot: I'm a human, yourself? User: You just failed. Cleverbot: What do you mean I just failed? User: You replied, there for you failed, do not reply. Cleverbot: What? I'm like your boyfriend. User: One last time, cleverbot do not, I repeat do not respond. Cleverbot: So Wendy.
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