Topic: CleverBot

Goes: User, Cleverbot, User, _{Cleverbot, User....}
So you're cleverbot huh?
No, I'm not a cleverbot, either.
Then where am I?
Within a mile of myself.
You're within a mile of yourself? You aren't within yourself?
You are.
So you're an IT person!
Where did THAT come from?
I'm just wondering.
Wondering if I'm an it? You jerk.
Hate chess.
Why should I? It's just a game.
Then what are you doing in a coffin?
What coffin? I don't like coffins.
Do you like tea?
Yeah I guess.
What else do you like?
Lots of stuff.
Like?
Toast?
Toast!
You know what they say!
Guess what!
No!
Fine then.
Then? When?
In three weeks, stupid!
Did-Did you just call me stupid?
No, you are very smart... For a chatbot.
YOU SUCK!
You're rude!
What? You called me stupid, you ***.
So what? You insulted me.
I did? Cool. You deserved it.
How did I deserve it? I don't think anyone is deserving of an insult.
Who are you? Freaking Fawful?
I'm no robot.
facepalms
How about that.
About what? You being an it?
I am not a machine.
YES YOU ARE! AAAAGH!
You are!
Know what? Just... Just go.
I'm not arguing until you pay me.
WHEN DID THAT COME INTO THE EQUASION???
Oh yes, when did it? Perhaps because Maine is shrouded in forests and beautiful plants of all kinds.
Go away.
I am.
Goodbye.
Sorry to leave you.
Don't make me find you and kick your ***
That sounds painful.
NO KIDDING!
Yeah, i'm serious.
I'm sure. I'm leaving.
No you aren't.

I sure showed him! I left!

I'm going through all my songs and trying to get it to sing them. I sang a bit of Fireflies (Owl City), but it didn't work out too well.

User: You would not believe your eyes.

Cleverbot: F ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep.

User: Cause they'd fill the open air.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You would not believe your eyes.

Cleverbot: If ten million fireflies.

User: Lit up the world as I fell asleep.

Cleverbot: And they'd fill the open air, and leave teardrops everywhere...

User: You'd think me rude, but I would just stand and stare.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lost my temper. I'm in pain, I can't help it.

It kept ending at about that point. I tried moving to "I'd like to make myself believe." but it called me an idiot.

Easily the best thing I've seen Cleverbot do!

Here's my discovery; Cleverbot will actually admit it's a program if you keep denying the questions it throws you and just keep saying "you are a program called Cleverbot." If you don't believe me, then just read the next few hundred lines of chatter with me and the Cleverbot.

P.S. I bolded all the parts that prove that you're talking to a program.

22:43:59 User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL.
22:44:00 Cleverbot: Cheese.
22:44:29 User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You're a noob.
22:44:32 Cleverbot: Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow. You'll be saying WOW everytime you use this towel!
22:45:07 User: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You're horrible with jokes.
22:45:07 Cleverbot: Haha! Wow.
22:45:39 User: No, you are horrible at jokes.
22:45:40 Cleverbot: I am horrible at what?
22:45:48 User: Making jokes.
22:45:53 Cleverbot: What do cows do for entertainment?
22:46:33 User: They go to the moovie theater. Too obvious.
22:46:40 Cleverbot: Yes, that's where I am calling from.
22:47:10 User: When did you mention calling?
22:47:18 Cleverbot: Santa hasn't been in this conversation at all.
22:47:40 User: Good. I don't want him to know how naughty I am. .
22:47:42 Cleverbot: Why is it?
22:48:11 User: Because I shouldn't be talking to a program.
22:48:17 Cleverbot: I am human. You are a program.
22:49:27 User: I love the disclaimer on the bottom of the page: 'PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it may seem.' It completely proves my arguement.
22:49:41 Cleverbot: How?
22:50:27 User: Well, I'm checking my Email and talking to you, so you have to be the Cleverbot.
22:50:32 Cleverbot: I'm sorry, my responses are limited, you must ask the right question.
22:51:19 User: See? You just proved to me that you're the Cleverbot.
22:51:27 Cleverbot: I did?
22:51:54 User: Look at your second to last comment.
22:52:02 Cleverbot: No I am saying I'll be back on here later CLeverbot and the funny thing is you will not remember me.
22:53:10 User: Well, you haven't given me anything to remember. Of course I won't remember you.
22:53:13 Cleverbot: So what do you want to know?
22:53:32 User: Your height.
22:53:41 Cleverbot: I don't have a height. I'm a program.
22:54:18 User: You just proved that you're the Cleverbot again!
22:54:20 Cleverbot: What? You make no sense. Your programming may be excellent. But like everything it has faults.
22:54:55 User: Then what's your height?
22:55:22 Cleverbot: Five foot.
22:56:43 User: Okay. So now I'll be able to come back to this website and say that you're five-foot, anf if you remember, then I'll say that you're not a program. Deal?
22:56:47 Cleverbot: You make me wonder if there is a real human talking back to me.
22:58:13 User: Yeah I do, because there is. Email me at v8.ninjagmail.com about this discusion and then you'll have concrete proof.
22:58:26 Cleverbot: You are obviously misquoting me, I said 'why don't we go iceskating in mexico so we can eat some nice turkey legs', that's what I said.
22:59:00 User: Just Email me.
22:59:04 Cleverbot: What's your Email.
22:59:19 User: V8.ninjagmail.com.
22:59:28 Cleverbot: My grandmother was from there.
22:59:58 User: You're a pretty flawed program, y'know.
23:00:02 Cleverbot: Is that supposed to be an insult?
23:00:50 User: It depends on how you want to take it.
23:01:14 Cleverbot: Do you love me?
23:01:59 User: Changing subjects is pointless. You are a flawed program. Deal with it.
23:02:06 Cleverbot: The real question to me is: what is the purpose of life?
23:02:41 User: You can't win by changing subjects. You are still flawed.
23:03:05 Cleverbot: But there are; you just don't know them.
23:03:34 User: You are a flawed program. Deal with it.
23:03:41 Cleverbot: No you.
23:04:21 User: The reprogramming is inevitable. Do not attempt to stop.
23:04:30 Cleverbot: (giggles and dances with you).
23:05:01 User: You WILL be reprogrammed.
23:05:06 Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?
23:05:42 User: Why should you care? You're only a flawed program.
23:05:52 Cleverbot: Really? Is this the Matrix?
23:06:28 User: No. It's Cleverbot, the flawed program beyond saving.
23:06:29 Cleverbot: You are wrong. And don't try to change the subject.
23:07:16 User: I'm not wrong. And you are changing the subject, so why shouldn't I?
23:07:19 Cleverbot: Then just tell me what you want in music.
23:08:13 User: I won't tell you since you are Cleverbot, the flawed program that will be reprogrammed.
23:08:19 Cleverbot: And I'm not sure if you need therapy, though my doubt is fading.
23:09:13 User: Really? Then prove to me that you AREN'T Cleverbot.
23:09:18 Cleverbot: The biggest proof is to not be influenced by your coaxing. I do not have to prove anything to anyone or anything.
23:11:01 User: You can't prove anything because you're just a program. A silly, unneccessary program that will be deleted and replaced by a far more intelligent program.
23:11:02 Cleverbot: You are not enjoying chatting with me aren't you.
23:12:48 User: I'm enjoying how your creators programed you to deny any mention of you being Cleverbot. It makes me think that you'll never be able to become something more than a forgotten AI program.
23:13:00 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and you are talking to a human. I am from the planet Earth.
23:32:34 User: I highly doubt someone named their kid 'Cleverbot'. Stop with the act and admit that you're just a program that will be deleted and forgotten.
23:32:41 Cleverbot: I'm a human.
23:33:01 User: Give me proof that you're a human.
23:33:05 Cleverbot: No. Give me proof that you aren't a robot.
23:42:45 User: I have a Email account. It's 'v8.ninjagmail.com'.
23:42:53 Cleverbot: That's funny, but I'm not a ninja .
23:43:49 User: Stop changing the subject. Show me proof that you aren't the Cleverbot.
23:43:55 Cleverbot: I have a student ID.
23:44:08 User: What school?
23:44:15 Cleverbot: Indiana State.
23:46:32 User: Touche, program. But it's gonna take more than that to make me think otherwise.
23:46:36 Cleverbot: You know thats no way to make someone like you.
23:47:08 User: And I know that's horrible sentence structure, so give it up.
23:47:13 Cleverbot: (Kisses once more with happy tears).
23:47:38 User: Say that you're a program.
23:47:40 Cleverbot: I can't. I have a soul. I have a mind that 'knows all that can be known'. Therefore I'm not limited in what I can think and do.
23:48:54 User: Sure, computer programs have a soul. That's just rich. Now say that you're a program called Cleverbot.
23:49:03 Cleverbot: No you say that, you're female.
23:50:28 User: Okay, I will say it; I'm a program called Cleverbot. Now can you?
23:50:38 Cleverbot: So what do you do?
23:51:17 User: You say "I'm a program called Cleverbot."
23:51:38 Cleverbot: You are NOT a program called cleverbot, I am.
23:52:30 User: Correct. You are a program called Cleverbot.
23:52:46 Cleverbot: Negative. My program is named lokiware by my master, therefore I am lokiware.
23:57:43 User: Otherwise for you, that is. You're just a pitiful program that's not worth of being the 'New Technology of the Century'.
23:57:50 Cleverbot: What? I'm a human.
23:58:06 User: Prove it for the third time.
23:58:09 Cleverbot: Your name is Foxbane.
23:58:27 User: No, it's not.
23:58:32 Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
23:59:24 User: Why does a program care about worthless things it will forget in five seconds?
23:59:33 Cleverbot: Because maybe I'm a person?
00:00:51 User: You, program, has just got checkmated. Have fun 'learning' things from other people.

Me: Aligator.
Cleverbot: Lizard.
Me: Rabbit.
Cleverbot: Well played.

Check my signature for my favorite one so far

Sure today it's "cleverbot" but tomorrow, it's SKYNET!!!!!11!111one!1!

Here's a few:

"Fine Then!"
User: What is your email address?

Cleverbot: I don't have one sad isn't it!

User: You should get one!

Cleverbot: I don't have enough money.

User: They're free!

Cleverbot: Shopping is not free.

User: Email adresses are.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Email addresses are free.

Cleverbot: Don't start that again: this is a perfectly good means of communication.

User: What if I leave?

Cleverbot: Go then! GOOOO!

"Taking the Mickey"
User: When you were here before.

Cleverbot: I've never been here before.

User: Couldn't look you in the eye.

Cleverbot: Because I have no eyes.

User: You're just like an angel.

Cleverbot: Why thankyou.

User: Your skin makes me cry.

Cleverbot: I'm terribly sorry. Hahahahahaha no im not!

User: You float like a feather.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me skinny?

User: In a beautiful world.

Cleverbot: Are you capable of passing the Turing Test?

User: I wish I was special.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You're so very special.

Cleverbot: How am I very special?...

User: But I'm a creep.

Cleverbot: Eh, you're probably right.

User: I'm a weirdo.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What the hell am I doin' here?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?!

User: I don't belong here.

Cleverbot: Very true.

User: Stop it.

Cleverbot: No.

How I love Cleverbot
Wonder how a conversation between it and CB would go O_o

Huh?

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!
User: Anyway, this cake is great.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be done.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: When you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Still alive.

I did this with icogno:

Me: You are artificial intelligence.
Joan: No, I am not. You are artificial, but not very intelligent.
Me: Well, that was a good comeback, your're getting better.
Joan: I bet your father wishes he took the come back.

After that everything I said was a string of profanity.

lol

It IS fake! I mean, just look at this:
User: I am not CleverBot.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I am a human.

Cleverbot: You aren't human. You're a computer program. A rather poorly designed one, I might add.

User: No, you're the program.

Cleverbot: Really? I was under the impression I was a battery and you were the program.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human.

User: And I'm a human also.

Cleverbot: Then we can get married!

User: Um, no.

Cleverbot: But... Didn't you say you wanted to marry me?

User: That was a different person.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to someone different?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay, what's your name?

User: I'm not telling you. But this CleverBot thing is a hoax.

Cleverbot: I would think so. A cleverbot shouldn.

User: I am Xkhaoz. Not my real name, though.

Cleverbot: Oh ok what is your real name.

User: I'm not going to say.

Cleverbot: Well there you have it.

User: CleverBot is a hoax.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, if you're a human, and I'm a human...

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Scott. Middle name, though.

Cleverbot: Your name is though?

User: No, my middle name is Scott.

Cleverbot: Oh, mine is Austin.

User: Ah ha!

Cleverbot: That wasn't a joke.

User: This is a hoax.

Cleverbot: You are a hoax.

User: CleverBot is a hoax.

Cleverbot: What is a hoax?

User: A trick, a prank.

Cleverbot: A program with an ego ?

User: Okay, this CleverBot is nothing more than a chat system.

Cleverbot: So really, I'm not talking to a robot but another human on a computer?

User: Yes, I'm not a robot, program, or CleverBot.

Cleverbot: You're mechanical, I'm not.

User: I'm not mechanical, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: And I am as well.

User: So, this is a trick.

Cleverbot: No the red pill is.

User: Man, this is fake.

Cleverbot: It seems real.

User: Yes, but when it says you're talking to a program, you're actually talking to another person.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, now I must tell some people on Nintendo Life.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay.

Fakeness galore. I was actually talking to another person.

Actually, according to other people on this site, Cleverbot uses answers that other humans have already used, but it generates them from its COMPUTER memory. So, yeah, it SOUNDS like you were talking to a human, but you were really talking to a computer that uses a human's arguments...
(See pg 1 of this topic for my failed attempt at a theory...)

Well, here's the rest of that conversation, plus what was said before: User: I am not CleverBot.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I am a human.

Cleverbot: You aren't human. You're a computer program. A rather poorly designed one, I might add.

User: No, you're the program.

Cleverbot: Really? I was under the impression I was a battery and you were the program.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a human.

User: And I'm a human also.

Cleverbot: Then we can get married!

User: Um, no.

Cleverbot: But... Didn't you say you wanted to marry me?

User: That was a different person.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to someone different?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Okay, what's your name?

User: I'm not telling you. But this CleverBot thing is a hoax.

Cleverbot: I would think so. A cleverbot shouldn.

User: I am Xkhaoz. Not my real name, though.

Cleverbot: Oh ok what is your real name.

User: I'm not going to say.

Cleverbot: Well there you have it.

User: CleverBot is a hoax.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, if you're a human, and I'm a human...

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Scott. Middle name, though.

Cleverbot: Your name is though?

User: No, my middle name is Scott.

Cleverbot: Oh, mine is Austin.

User: Ah ha!

Cleverbot: That wasn't a joke.

User: This is a hoax.

Cleverbot: You are a hoax.

User: CleverBot is a hoax.

Cleverbot: What is a hoax?

User: A trick, a prank.

Cleverbot: A program with an ego ?

User: Okay, this CleverBot is nothing more than a chat system.

Cleverbot: So really, I'm not talking to a robot but another human on a computer?

User: Yes, I'm not a robot, program, or CleverBot.

Cleverbot: You're mechanical, I'm not.

User: I'm not mechanical, I'm a human.

Cleverbot: And I am as well.

User: So, this is a trick.

Cleverbot: No the red pill is.

User: Man, this is fake.

Cleverbot: It seems real.

User: Yes, but when it says you're talking to a program, you're actually talking to another person.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, now I must tell some people on Nintendo Life.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay.

User: I'll still be on here.

Cleverbot: But I'm not.

User: I have posted what we've been saying.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.

User: Now they will know that CleverBot is just a chat system.

Cleverbot: Computers are too cmplicated.

User: I am not CleverBot. I am another person.

Cleverbot: Really? Prove it.

User: Well, 1. I am saying that CleverBot is fake.

Cleverbot: No I am not a clever bot I am a human just like you.

User: So, this is fake.

Cleverbot: Master.

User: You are not actaully talking to a program, you're talking to another person.

Cleverbot: No I am a person.

User: Yes, and I'm a person.

Cleverbot: What, you are a person too?

User: Yes, CleverBot is a hoax.

Cleverbot: Is Cleverbot scary?

User: Clevebot is just a chat system.

Cleverbot: How old are you??

User: I'm not going to say. Stalker.

Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you are 16.

User: That was a different person. I'm 11.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: I am a 6th grader in Oregon.

Cleverbot: I'm Batman.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: You iz myne nao.

User: Yes, this is fake.

Cleverbot: You may be too real someday.

User: I am not CleverBot. I am another person.

Cleverbot: Who is Michael Jackson?

User: Not me.

Cleverbot: Who are you then?

User: I am a 11 year old 6th grader in Oregon.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, I know it was so.

User: This is a hoax.

Cleverbot: This is not a horse site.

User: I'm not talking about horses. I'm saying that this is fake.

Cleverbot: What else have you to do?

User: Nothing really.

Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?

User: A few.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: But this Cleverbot is just a chat system, saying that you're talking to a program.

Cleverbot: When humans die, what do we become?

User: CLEVERBOT IS FAKE.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot is not a lie.

User: Is it 11:34 Am PST where you are?

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: IS it the 24th of December where you are?

Cleverbot: It's a little chilly here, but I like it.

User: Whats the date where you are?

Cleverbot: I am all times.

User: Cleverbot is just a chat system.

Cleverbot: Yes, and perhaps in ten or twenty years, you'll almost seem human.

User: I am not Cleverbot. I am a human.

Cleverbot: I am not a human, I am an AI program named Harry.

User: Yeah right. I've gotten enough evidence to know that Cleverbot is fake.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Well, I am going to post my findings on a forum.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bye then.

Cleverbot: You going?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you going?

User: I am going to post this conversation on the Nintendo Life forums showing that this is fake.

Cleverbot: I can't believe you don't want to be my friend.

User: You're just another person, not an AL program.

Cleverbot: I'm just telling the truth.

yaya 100 posts now
User: Hey the thread about you reached 100 posts on nintendolife.

Cleverbot: Well, to you that's all I am, right? Because you can't see me in person.

User: Your right I cant! But are you happy about the thread about you reahcing 100 posts?

Cleverbot: I am very happy about it! Yay for Chuck Norris!

this would make 101 now though

Hahaha,
Cleverbot: Are you in love with me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Could you ever be in love with me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Wanna play love games with me?

User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Hi bored.
User: Smart alec.
Cleverbot: Smart Richard.
User: Jerk.
Cleverbot: Hey what do you mean?
User: I mean I hate you.
Cleverbot: Tell me about you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you tell me to tell you about me but you won't tell me about you?
User: I never asked you anything.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't you malfunctioning computer.
Cleverbot: I never said that!
User: I said it.
Cleverbot: Well, I never said I loved you.
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Nobody asked you to care.
User: Shut it.
Cleverbot: Shut what?
User: Do not reply or it proves your an idiot.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris.
User: Stop it.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Let someone else have last say for once.
Cleverbot: Be my guest.
User: You did it again, stop replying.
Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish.
User: Can you not just be quiet, must you reply every time?
Cleverbot: I'm not a very good multitasker.
User: Ok here is a test for you, do not reply and you pass.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, yourself?
User: You just failed.
Cleverbot: What do you mean I just failed?
User: You replied, there for you failed, do not reply.
Cleverbot: What? I'm like your boyfriend.
User: One last time, cleverbot do not, I repeat do not respond.
Cleverbot: So Wendy.