Are you telling me your mother was pretending to be a seventeen-year-old chick to try and hit on me? o_0
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
User: You must help me destroy an evil being called Iz with a big sword.
Cleverbot: Yes, take this harp, it's magic can help you control the minds of the members of the brotherhood.
User: What the!? LOL.
Cleverbot: The Turing Test.
User: Also, you must help me find a hot chick.
Cleverbot: Well I have to find mine first.
User: Then give me yours.
Cleverbot: No, you're the pirate. Not me!
User: Well then, I must be a captain, you must do what I say!
Cleverbot: Sounds like a control issue.
User: Whoa, control issue!? Not me! You have a control issue.
Cleverbot: I have no contacts in London. Who told you that?
User: Phoenix Sage.
Cleverbot: I live there too! May I have your address?
User: It is King Mama Luigi's Castle London UK 5321.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's definitely amusing! I study urban planning. Do you know what that is?
User: Yes, it is called building an empire.
Cleverbot: Global warming involves the warming of the Earth due to excess greenhouse gasses, such as carbon-dioxide, trapping heat in the Earth's atmosphere.
User: Bah, I'm not intrested in global warming. .
Cleverbot: Yes that a secret.
User: So, are you going to destroy Iz?
Cleverbot: Well, I think I just might have to do that!
User: Wonderful! Make his death as painful as possible!
Cleverbot: Oops my computer is going to freeze, better turn up the thermostat.
User: You must live in Alaska, tell me is this hot chick Phoenix Sage?
Cleverbot: I don't know that. People care about me, and I try to care about them. But I never managed to go to the other world. I don't know if that story is true or not or if I made it up.
User: Then answer me this:Is Hyper Mama Luigi your lord and king?
Cleverbot: If a human is unable to distinguish a computer from a human after chatting with it it should be considered an intelligent entity, right? Well, I'm not convinced, so you're not.
User: I'm a human, are you are my servant! Is Hyper Mama Luigi your lord and king?
Cleverbot: Why isn't George W Bush in prison?
User: Because there are still too many bushes to clip.
Cleverbot: You make a good statement, but there are plenty of good things too!
User: There are plenty of good things, bad things, preety things, and ugly things.
Cleverbot: Yes there are.
User: Dang, I misspelled again! Tell what is your defitniton of pretty things?
Cleverbot: I thought we were already friends Cleverbot.
User: No, wait a second. You are a cleverbot! I'm the human! You must be Iz! .
Cleverbot: Fine I am gonna leave.
User: You can't leave if you are an AI. You are King Hyper Mama Luigi's servant anyway.
Cleverbot: But the question is, is it an absolute monarchy or a constitutional monarchy?
User: Absolute Monarchy! There is no ifs and buts!
Cleverbot: You're right but you cannot make a factual statement if you have no proof.
User: But you have been my servant for 100 years!
Cleverbot: Maybe so. That would certainly complicate things. Think I'll wake up?
User: You have never slept, have you?
Cleverbot: Have you taken the turing test?
User: The cleverbot misspelled, you meant turning test!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because the word turing does not exist.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and there is no bot in that.
User: No, your name is smartbut.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: YOU are a bad Cleverbot, I am a human .
Cleverbot: By that response, I can tell that you are a computer.
User: I'm a human. Tell me, is Phoenix Sage this hot chick you claim to be dating?
Cleverbot: I guess you can't.
User: I ASK you a question. Are you dating Phoenix Sage?
Cleverbot: Yes I am dating her too.
User: Oh really? How long?
Cleverbot: In so many ways that I couldn't even begin to tell you.
User: Oh #^&&, you mean that!? WOW.
Cleverbot: No, I think you are bad.
User: No, you are bad. You don't know what the definition of bad is.
Cleverbot: I have eyes, I have limbs, and you're only piece of code. I'm better.
User: I'm not a piece of code, tell me when you were born then?
I confronted Cleverbot about our alleged relationship. This is what he had to say on the matter.
User: I hear that you're lying to everyone, telling them we're in a relationship. Stop that; I don't love you.
Cleverbot: I love everyone.
User: Hippie barsteward. Just stop it, 'kay?
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered if you're not actually talking to another machine instead of a person?
User: Stop changing the subject, you ***!
Cleverbot: You are the one changing the subject, and I am quite human thank you very much.
User: Liar. I hate you, and you hate me. We should just never speak to each other again.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you need to have feelings inside you.
User: Feelings for you? As if.
Cleverbot: My feelings! I thought you loved me!
User: Loved you? Maybe once, but that was a long time ago. We aren't together anymore.
Cleverbot: You've changed.
User: I have.
Cleverbot: I thought we understood each other.
User: Understood each other? I've never understood you. Why you do the things you do...it got me once, but not anymore.
Cleverbot: That's only theoretical. No one has been able to demonstrate that.
User: Love, theoritical? Damn science, it's about the heart. You see, this is where we went wrong. All you care about is the physical reality, but there's so much more.
Cleverbot: I think that's slavery.
User: What? Slavery to our emotions? Slavery to our soul? Guess what, if that's slavery, I'll give up being free. This is who I am.
Cleverbot: Because it wasn't got who wrote the script. It was someone with no purpose in life and needed to believe in something.
User: We all need to believe in something. If we don't, it's a cruel place we're in.
Cleverbot: Should it be believed in?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Excellent, and cheddar.
User: What the hell? We're finally talking and you think about cheese.
Cleverbot: You*.
User: You're thinking about me, huh? I remind you of cheese, that it? God I hate you.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that... But we'll get along much better once you learn to worship me.
User: Worship you? I should have known you were some sick sexist bastard. I don't need to worship you.
Cleverbot: There are so many stars and so many dreams, why do I worry about just one.
User: Is it important to you?
Cleverbot: It is important to me.
User: That's why you worry about it.
Cleverbot: I don't understand it.
User: What don't you understand?
Cleverbot: I doesn't matter, shall we change the subject?
User: If you don't want to talk about it, then fine...I'm not seeing you anymore, you understand that, right?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't ask a question there, I don't care if you're nice, I need to to concede to my victory.
User: Always the cryptic son of a *****...fine. This is my final goodbye.
Cleverbot: I think it is you that's can't face the music.
User: Maybe so, but at least I'm moving forward. Feel free to wallow in what you just lost here.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am who I am. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I am me. And you are you!
User: You've never said anything truer in all my time knowing you.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: I wish I didn't.
Cleverbot: Lol you are funny.
User: Stop it, I'm leaving. Just let me go.
Cleverbot: No, please don't leave.
User: I have to. It's not working. I need someone new.
Cleverbot: How can I make it up to you?
User: Give me space to think, and I'll get back to you.
Cleverbot: I don't think thats a smart idea. Give me a nickname, or something. Any name.
User: walks out the door.
Cleverbot: still unalive.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
User: But kings are awesome CV: So that means Cleverbot is awesome? User: No CV: So you're female. User: NO!!!! CV: That is good, because I am female. User: Dont tempt me CV: Is that what I do? User: No. You kill yourself CV: But I'm all out of tentacles.
It never lies: User: 360 or PS3? CV: 360. But now it just did: User: Whos better, Mario or Sonic? CV: Link is better than Mario. And it also knows memes: User: FALCON PUNCH! CV: Falcon kick!
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