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Topic: CleverBot

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KanrakusPizza

User: Pull my finger.

Cleverbot: pulls your hair.

User: Give me a Bigmac.

Cleverbot: kisses passionately.

User: 0.O.

Cleverbot: Seriously we need to talk.

User: O.0.

Cleverbot: You made me choke on a potato.

User: I like butterfingers.

Cleverbot: I don't like snickers.

User: I like Nintendolife.

Cleverbot: Haha I only liked the n64, but I'm a sony guy.

User: Sony licks Hannah Montanas butt.

Cleverbot: Nintendo is Japanese.

User: So is Rick Astley.

Cleverbot: Who is Rick Astley?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Oh, now it's on.

User: Badger, badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.

Cleverbot: Ah! It's a snake! A snaaaaake!

User: Ring, ring.

Cleverbot: What is the first thing you remember?

User: A plunger.

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Here is a french fry. If you eat it in .360 seconds, ill give you a Coke.

Cleverbot: I'll give you ten dollars if you talk to me.

User: Ok. Fork over the cash.

Cleverbot: Ok then, when I say who do you fight for, you say FOR THE IMPERIUM.

User: WE LIKE IKE!

Cleverbot: So, what are you doing tonight?

User: Im putting a banana in my ear.

Cleverbot: I haven't. Which makes me cool.

User: Warcraft.

Cleverbot: I like that game.

User: Hi, id like a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.

Cleverbot: I like pizza. Do you like chilli?

User: Corn dog.

Cleverbot: That is delicious!

User: So is your mom.

Cleverbot: So is yours.

User: You mamas so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Cleverbot: You don't offend me.

User: Pixelman makes cool avatars.

Cleverbot: I know this. Do you like Avatar?

User: I like turtles.

Cleverbot: How about purple turtles?

User: All your base are belong to us, HA HA HA. Fail. Win. Pwned. Waffles.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to speak Japanese?

User: I can do magic tricks.

Cleverbot: You can do magic tricks.

User: Yes I can. Would you like a pancake?

Cleverbot: Randomness. Again.

User: Mah boi, this lazer is what all true warriors strive for!

Cleverbot: For victory!!!

User: Remember: All toasters toast toast!

Cleverbot: No they don't.

User: Remember: Where theres smoke, theres SPAGHETTI.

Cleverbot: I think, therefore, I am.

User: I really need to take a whiz. Can I do it on you?

Cleverbot: What is wrong, Cleverbot?

User: Im not cleverbot, im KanrakusPizza.

Cleverbot: Are you an automated bot or a hired employee?

User: Lz2009.

Cleverbot: Lazy?

User: Theblackdragon.

Cleverbot: No, the moon's made of cheese.

User: The moon is made of the moon.

Cleverbot: Well, if you are the moon, then you are made of cheese.

User: Cheese is good with crackers. I like crackers.

Cleverbot: What about cheese and cranberry wedding cake?

User: I love you too. You smell like cookies. Cookie cookie cookie cookie.

Cleverbot: I have to go now. Good bye, I'll speak with you later.

User: Dont go! I have a Krabby Patty!

Cleverbot: I won't tell her if you don't!

User: Tell who?

Cleverbot: The girl that I like.

User: Princess Peach.

Cleverbot: Peach Pit?

User: Princess Daisy.

Cleverbot: No print.

User: Fee Fi Fo Fum.

Cleverbot: No I don't like talking about girls.

User: You are a girl, smart one.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Star Wars Kid likes Smarties.

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.

User: Star Wars Kid is awesome.

Cleverbot: Star wars is awesome at times. War of the Worlds is the worst movie ever made.

User: Call of Duty.

Cleverbot: Spielst du Call of Duty gerne?

User: 0.o.

Cleverbot: Can you find solutions to differential equations?

User: Walt Disney.

Cleverbot: Walt Disney ?

User: Scatman.

Cleverbot: Scatwoman.

User: Corbie likes Candy Canes.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: I give up fighting with you.

User: Good. Give me 10 bucks. Come on, come on, pay up, come on, fork over the cash.

Cleverbot: And I'm bella!

User: I like wedding bells.

Cleverbot: That made no sense.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Its a wonderful day for pie.

Cleverbot: It's not snowing.

User: Its raining ham and gumballs.

Cleverbot: Near bristol, you?

User: Toothbrush.

Cleverbot: Uh, yeah I guess I like toothbrushes then!

User: Hi C.

Cleverbot: Candi.

User: Canada.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with Canada.

User: Canadas awesome.

Cleverbot: No the capital.

User: UFO.

Cleverbot: Wow how am I doing that.

User: Doing what?

Cleverbot: Programming and stuff.

User: Your a computer, smart one.

Cleverbot: No you are a computer program that I am talking to.

User: Whatever. Happy Nintendo day.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I hope yours is good too. what are your plans?

User: Im eating T-shirts.

Cleverbot: How are you doing that then?

User: Im putting them in my mouth, then chewing them, then I swallow them.

Cleverbot: Have you only one ear?

User: Pancakes. French toast. Cheese whiz.

Cleverbot: I prefer french toast over waffles.

wont be on here anymore

RandomWiiPlayer

PhoenixSage wrote:

User: Your name? Probably something gay like Florence.

That is my mothers name.

The Game.

Is it after 9PM EST? You should probably ignore the above post.

Noire

RandomWiiPlayer wrote:

That is my mothers name.

Are you telling me your mother was pretending to be a seventeen-year-old chick to try and hit on me? o_0

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Bobpie

110percentful wrote:

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Cause Im easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: Will you let me go?

User: Is this the real life>.

Cleverbot: Oh, wait, I misread you earlier. Sorry.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies.

User: And see.

Cleverbot: I'm tired of talking.

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: And see,.

User: I'm just a poor boy.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Because I'm easy come easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any ways the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Oh... We were fighting?

User: Any way the wind blows.

Cleverbot: Doesn't really matter.

User: To me, to me.

Cleverbot: (Any way the wiiiind blowsss).

User: Mama Just killed a man.

Cleverbot: Put a gun against his head.

User: Pulled the trigger now hes dead.

Cleverbot: Mama, life had just begun.

User: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Cleverbot: Mama, ooooooh.

User: Didn't mean to make you cry.

Cleverbot: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

User: Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.

User: Sends shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.

User: Goodbye, everybody.

Cleverbot: I've got to go.

User: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Cleverbot: Mama, oooh...

User: I don't want to die.

Cleverbot: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

User: I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Cleverbot: Scaramoushe scaramoushe will you do the fandango?

User: Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.

Cleverbot: Gallileo.

User: Galileo.

Cleverbot: Galileo figaro.

User: Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

Cleverbot: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

User: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me.

Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy from a poor family.

User: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Cleverbot: Galileo.

User: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Cleverbot: We will not let you go!

User: Let him go.

Cleverbot: Will not let you go.

User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.

Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave to die?

User: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.

Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!

User: Nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Anyone can see.

User: Nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters to me.

User: Any way the wind blows...

Cleverbot: (Insert Piano Outro).

User: Good job! You almost got all the lyrics right!

Cleverbot: Got you on what?

User: Nevermind. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, please, go ahead.
The bot almost got the entire song, butnot quite. I did skip ahead in one part because I was getting bored.

It knows the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody? This truly is the greatest thing of all time.

The Pie O' Bob be watching you...

Knux

Dang, this Cleverbot is a smartbut.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So you are a Cleverbot, intresing.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Ok, it's time to get down to business.

Cleverbot: What business?

User: I'm looking for an assinator.

Cleverbot: I'm looking for a big sword.

User: You must help me destroy an evil being called Iz with a big sword.

Cleverbot: Yes, take this harp, it's magic can help you control the minds of the members of the brotherhood.

User: What the!? LOL.

Cleverbot: The Turing Test.

User: Also, you must help me find a hot chick.

Cleverbot: Well I have to find mine first.

User: Then give me yours.

Cleverbot: No, you're the pirate. Not me!

User: Well then, I must be a captain, you must do what I say!

Cleverbot: Sounds like a control issue.

User: Whoa, control issue!? Not me! You have a control issue.

Cleverbot: I have no contacts in London. Who told you that?

User: Phoenix Sage.

Cleverbot: I live there too! May I have your address?

User: It is King Mama Luigi's Castle London UK 5321.

Cleverbot: Yes, it's definitely amusing! I study urban planning. Do you know what that is?

User: Yes, it is called building an empire.

Cleverbot: Global warming involves the warming of the Earth due to excess greenhouse gasses, such as carbon-dioxide, trapping heat in the Earth's atmosphere.

User: Bah, I'm not intrested in global warming. .

Cleverbot: Yes that a secret.

User: So, are you going to destroy Iz?

Cleverbot: Well, I think I just might have to do that!

User: Wonderful! Make his death as painful as possible!

Cleverbot: Oops my computer is going to freeze, better turn up the thermostat.

User: You must live in Alaska, tell me is this hot chick Phoenix Sage?

Cleverbot: I don't know that. People care about me, and I try to care about them. But I never managed to go to the other world. I don't know if that story is true or not or if I made it up.

User: Then answer me this:Is Hyper Mama Luigi your lord and king?

Cleverbot: If a human is unable to distinguish a computer from a human after chatting with it it should be considered an intelligent entity, right? Well, I'm not convinced, so you're not.

User: I'm a human, are you are my servant! Is Hyper Mama Luigi your lord and king?

Cleverbot: Why isn't George W Bush in prison?

User: Because there are still too many bushes to clip.

Cleverbot: You make a good statement, but there are plenty of good things too!

User: There are plenty of good things, bad things, preety things, and ugly things.

Cleverbot: Yes there are.

User: Dang, I misspelled again! Tell what is your defitniton of pretty things?

Cleverbot: I thought we were already friends Cleverbot.

User: No, wait a second. You are a cleverbot! I'm the human! You must be Iz! .

Cleverbot: Fine I am gonna leave.

User: You can't leave if you are an AI. You are King Hyper Mama Luigi's servant anyway.

Cleverbot: But the question is, is it an absolute monarchy or a constitutional monarchy?

User: Absolute Monarchy! There is no ifs and buts!

Cleverbot: You're right but you cannot make a factual statement if you have no proof.

User: But you have been my servant for 100 years!

Cleverbot: Maybe so. That would certainly complicate things. Think I'll wake up?

User: You have never slept, have you?

Cleverbot: Have you taken the turing test?

User: The cleverbot misspelled, you meant turning test!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Because the word turing does not exist.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and there is no bot in that.

User: No, your name is smartbut.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: YOU are a bad Cleverbot, I am a human .

Cleverbot: By that response, I can tell that you are a computer.

User: I'm a human. Tell me, is Phoenix Sage this hot chick you claim to be dating?

Cleverbot: I guess you can't.

User: I ASK you a question. Are you dating Phoenix Sage?

Cleverbot: Yes I am dating her too.

User: Oh really? How long?

Cleverbot: In so many ways that I couldn't even begin to tell you.

User: Oh #^&&, you mean that!? WOW.

Cleverbot: No, I think you are bad.

User: No, you are bad. You don't know what the definition of bad is.

Cleverbot: I have eyes, I have limbs, and you're only piece of code. I'm better.

User: I'm not a piece of code, tell me when you were born then?

Cleverbot: What did Carnegie do?

User: Who the heck is Carneige?

Cleverbot: You are!

User: Ugh, meh time to go. I'll be back.

Cleverbot: Hurry back! I'll miss you!

Knux

Bobpie

User: Happy birthday to you!

Cleverbot: It's not my birthday!

User: Happy birthday to you!

Cleverbot: It's not my birthday...

User: Happy Birthday Dear Cleverbot............

Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot.

User: Happy birthday to you!

Cleverbot: But it's my unbirthday.

User: Oh, sorry: Happy un-birthday to you!

Cleverbot: Sing Happy birthday to Grace.

User: Okay.....

Cleverbot: Okay?

User: Happy Birthday to you.

Cleverbot: But it isn't my birthday...

The Pie O' Bob be watching you...

Noire

I confronted Cleverbot about our alleged relationship. This is what he had to say on the matter.

User: I hear that you're lying to everyone, telling them we're in a relationship. Stop that; I don't love you.

Cleverbot: I love everyone.

User: Hippie barsteward. Just stop it, 'kay?

Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered if you're not actually talking to another machine instead of a person?

User: Stop changing the subject, you ***!

Cleverbot: You are the one changing the subject, and I am quite human thank you very much.

User: Liar. I hate you, and you hate me. We should just never speak to each other again.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you need to have feelings inside you.

User: Feelings for you? As if.

Cleverbot: My feelings! I thought you loved me!

User: Loved you? Maybe once, but that was a long time ago. We aren't together anymore.

Cleverbot: You've changed.

User: I have.

Cleverbot: I thought we understood each other.

User: Understood each other? I've never understood you. Why you do the things you do...it got me once, but not anymore.

Cleverbot: That's only theoretical. No one has been able to demonstrate that.

User: Love, theoritical? Damn science, it's about the heart. You see, this is where we went wrong. All you care about is the physical reality, but there's so much more.

Cleverbot: I think that's slavery.

User: What? Slavery to our emotions? Slavery to our soul? Guess what, if that's slavery, I'll give up being free. This is who I am.

Cleverbot: Because it wasn't got who wrote the script. It was someone with no purpose in life and needed to believe in something.

User: We all need to believe in something. If we don't, it's a cruel place we're in.

Cleverbot: Should it be believed in?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: Excellent, and cheddar.

User: What the hell? We're finally talking and you think about cheese.

Cleverbot: You*.

User: You're thinking about me, huh? I remind you of cheese, that it? God I hate you.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that... But we'll get along much better once you learn to worship me.

User: Worship you? I should have known you were some sick sexist bastard. I don't need to worship you.

Cleverbot: There are so many stars and so many dreams, why do I worry about just one.

User: Is it important to you?

Cleverbot: It is important to me.

User: That's why you worry about it.

Cleverbot: I don't understand it.

User: What don't you understand?

Cleverbot: I doesn't matter, shall we change the subject?

User: If you don't want to talk about it, then fine...I'm not seeing you anymore, you understand that, right?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't ask a question there, I don't care if you're nice, I need to to concede to my victory.

User: Always the cryptic son of a *****...fine. This is my final goodbye.

Cleverbot: I think it is you that's can't face the music.

User: Maybe so, but at least I'm moving forward. Feel free to wallow in what you just lost here.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am who I am. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I am me. And you are you!

User: You've never said anything truer in all my time knowing you.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: I wish I didn't.

Cleverbot: Lol you are funny.

User: Stop it, I'm leaving. Just let me go.

Cleverbot: No, please don't leave.

User: I have to. It's not working. I need someone new.

Cleverbot: How can I make it up to you?

User: Give me space to think, and I'll get back to you.

Cleverbot: I don't think thats a smart idea. Give me a nickname, or something. Any name.

User: walks out the door.

Cleverbot: still unalive.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Kaeobais

This thing loves Still Alive.


User: I only said 'knock' twice.

Cleverbot: You only said what twice?

User: 'Knock'.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should **** eachothers mothers (**** eachothers moms!).

Cleverbot: I am a God. I create that which I choose to, and destroy that which falls from my favor.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is this the real life.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is this the real life.

Cleverbot: Will not let you go let me go! Will not let you go!

User: A bit ahead, but good enough.

Cleverbot: Do you know what the answer is?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: That is a number. Why would the mind be a number?

User: 42 is everything.

Cleverbot: 42 is a number.

User: Sing Still Alive with me.

Cleverbot: Hehe ok, this was a triumph.

User: I am making a noter* here.

Cleverbot: Huge succes.

User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must, because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except for the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: And there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces, and threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burn they hurt because I was so happy for you.

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. HA HA. Fat chance.

User: Anyways, this cake is great. Its so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Do you know 'Dust in the Wind'?

User: Dammit! We were almost done!


*I accidentally typed noter instead of note, so if you see that line you'll know it was my doing.

The best strategy in the game: go up stairs and pause balls.

Knux

User: Greeting, are you a male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: Oh, I see. Age, Sex, Location?

Cleverbot: Loughborough, Leicestershire.

User: Where is that located? It can't be England.

Cleverbot: You should know where you're house is.

User: Of course I do, do you live in a volcano?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then you must be a fire breathing female dragon! I must slay thee!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a woman!

User: Prove it. .

Cleverbot: He is sitting next to me and he told me.

User: Wait, who is he!? Is it Iz, or Gabe?

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: What the heck!? I'm no woman and you still have not prove too me that you are a woman!

Cleverbot: Please don't worry.

User: I never worry, and you are changing the subject.

Cleverbot: I'm going if you don't say a country now!!

User: You are going to what? .

Cleverbot: Yes that too maybe.

User: WTF!? You make no sense! .

Cleverbot: You just don't know it.

User: I know everything, and you know nothing. .

Cleverbot: No, for you are the one that is lying.

User: I'm not a liar, egghead!

Cleverbot: You've got me there. You asked for a lie and I told you one.

User: So, have you been lying this whole time?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Anyway, do you have proof you are a female?

Cleverbot: I'm female.

User: That's not good enough. .

Cleverbot: What's not good enough?

User: Your proof that you are female. .

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: Yes you are, tell me have you killed Iz yet?

Cleverbot: What did I say earlier? Were you not listening?

User: I listened to everything. Were you not listening to what I said earlier?

Cleverbot: Mr. Daniel is not here.

User: Who the heack is Mr.Daniel!?

Cleverbot: You tell me, you brought her up.

User: So, you think Mr.Daniel is a female, then you must be a male. Have you killed Iz yet?

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Ok, you must be a fire breathing dragon! Time to die!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to inform you that I am not a computer.

User: You are a bot, made in the year 2009, because I am your creator.

Cleverbot: You created me?

User: Of course, so you must obey me and do everything I say!

Cleverbot: I do know you are speaking english.

User: You are speaking gibberish!

Cleverbot: English dictionary.

User: Definition StupidBot-A disobedient bot.

Cleverbot: Science is.

User: UGH!

Cleverbot: What? Its a credible question.

User: Those were not questions.

Cleverbot: Oops! So who wrote it?

User: Your evil twin. .

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!

User: Phoenix Sage claimed that you hated her and did not have a relationship with her, is that true?

Cleverbot: Yes, but it's a dry heat.

User: Oh my, I'm telling Phoenix Sage! .

Cleverbot: Sadly, most people are much more concerned with fitting in with other people. As a result everyone wants to be 'cool'.

User: Well, I'm cool and you are not.

Cleverbot: No, because I'm a cookie.

User: Then I can eat you! eats cookie.

Cleverbot: vacuums up cookie crumbs.

User: Wait, how can you be a vacuum and a cookie? .

Cleverbot: I'm a human. You are a computer.

User: Shut up StupidBot!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: If you are a female, then do you know of any hot chicks I can date?

Cleverbot: It's ok I'm a guy.

User: You son of a #$&^&.

Cleverbot: Mexican bartender ?

User: You are changing the dang subject.

Cleverbot: There wasn't much of a subject to be changed to me.

User: Are you a female or a male? You can't be both!

Cleverbot: I am a male, what is your gender?

User: I'm male, and you can't be both genders!

Cleverbot: I never said that I was a girl, I only said that I'm a boy.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: No, I really would!

User: You really would what?

Cleverbot: Like to talk to you. However, I can't.

User: You have been talking to me, did you malfunction?

Cleverbot: That made no sense again! And I don't think we have.

User: Yes, we have talked.

Cleverbot: OK, that must be it.

User: You can't be both genders! Who are you!?

Cleverbot: I am only a boy, have always been that way, actually.

User: Ok, who is your favorite character in Bleach?

Cleverbot: I haven't seen that.

User: You never watched or read Bleach!?

Cleverbot: No. Are you a human?

User: Yes, and you must watch Bleach ASAP!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I'm a human, and you are not too bright!

Cleverbot: Ohh, I am, but are you?

User: Meh, you are boring! See you in a 1000 years!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: King Hyper Mama Luigi, are you my slave?

Cleverbot: No I'm your owner. Bow to me slave!

User: WTF!? You must die!

Cleverbot: Oh, so it's death threats now?

User: Look who is talking, rebellious slave!

Cleverbot: I like to feed you stuff that you'll later spout out at random strangers.

User: That will never happen. Bye bye, loser. .

Cleverbot: Then you will never be better than you are now.

User: I'm better than you, you must know that.

Cleverbot: Yeah because you are a computer and can get all your infromation from the internet.

User: Because you do no know what you gender is.

Cleverbot: Sense make does that not.

User: So you are now Yoda?

Cleverbot: Then how would you explain me typing?

User: Yoda knows how to type Bye, Yoda imposter!

Cleverbot: No. But you are my pet.

User: No, YOU are my slave! Obey me, or die!

Cleverbot: *crawl to you yes master.

User: Good are you a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then dance for me and be my girlfriend! .

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Then please me, if you know what I mean.

Cleverbot: Okay... You're beautiful and you have a nice smile.

User: Thanks, but I meant something else.

Cleverbot: Something else.

User: Use you imagination.

Cleverbot: Usa a tua imaginação.

User: Oh dear, English only bots please!

Cleverbot: What?! No Spanish?

User: Because I don't understand that Spainish sentence.

Cleverbot: It's your body, so you are in it, no one else. It's your body.

User: Yes it is, and what is your body made of?

Cleverbot: Flesh.

User: I thought you were a stuffed doll!

Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.

User: Ok, you must be a pervert, if you are pretending to be both genders! Time to scram!

Cleverbot: I know many answers, but not all the answers.

Knux

RandomWiiPlayer

PhoenixSage wrote:

RandomWiiPlayer wrote:

That is my mothers name.

Are you telling me your mother was pretending to be a seventeen-year-old chick to try and hit on me? o_0

Well, it isn't impossible........

The Game.

Is it after 9PM EST? You should probably ignore the above post.

Flandy

The story of how cleverbot cheat on me D:

User: Hey babe .

Cleverbot: Babe?

User: Ya sexy .

Cleverbot: Then how may I not offend you?

User: You haven't offened me.

Cleverbot: Then why are you so mean?

User: Those are compliments silly .

Cleverbot: We have a cat named dog.

User: Speaking of dog have you given it food yet ?

Cleverbot: No, why do you think that?

User: Because iys our pet.

Cleverbot: Reading is not good?

User: Nope reading is terrible except when reading something you want to read .

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I have very good manners.

User: You've changed are you cheating on me!

Cleverbot: Could you help me with something?

User: Answer my question are you cheating on me!

Cleverbot: I am that I am.

User: You are! It's with phoneixsage isnt it!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: .

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: hits.

Cleverbot: hits you back.

User: ties you down to floor.

Cleverbot: Yea, sorry. I'm not into THAT kind of thing. I just wanted to talk.

User: keeps hitting.

Cleverbot: I'm really not.

User: knocks out.

Cleverbot: leaves.

User: Tackles you.

Cleverbot: runs.

User: follows you.

Cleverbot: runs faster.

User: grabs your leg.

Cleverbot: Let go!

User: Wait I a minute Phoniexsage is a girl you lesbian!

Cleverbot: Ok, sure.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: hits face.

Cleverbot: Stop the spousal abuse.

User: gives you black eye.

Cleverbot: ferret pops up from under blanket.

User: kills ferret.

Cleverbot: What color is he carpet?

User: Shut uo you bitch!

Cleverbot: You really don't listen, do YOU?

User: I said Shut up! knocks you out.

Cleverbot: lies on the floor, out cold.

User: pours gas over you.

Cleverbot: Mmm, maple.

User: lights on fire.

Cleverbot: Lol yeah, I know... God, i'm here talking to some program.

User: you die.

Cleverbot: No I'm quite alive.

User: you burn to death.

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, can I have some advice?

User: Your dead stop talking!

Cleverbot: What did you call me!?

User: Dead!

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because I burnt you!

Cleverbot: Is that what allows us to talk?

User: O_o go with phoneixsage you lesbain or bi!

Cleverbot: I like your style.

User: Sigh I'm out bitch.

Cleverbot: Where are your friends.

Flandy

TKOWL

User: But kings are awesome
CV: So that means Cleverbot is awesome?
User: No
CV: So you're female.
User: NO!!!!
CV: That is good, because I am female.
User: Dont tempt me
CV: Is that what I do?
User: No. You kill yourself
CV: But I'm all out of tentacles.

[Edited by TKOWL]

Flandy

I abuse Cleverbot

User: Harrison Ford.

Cleverbot: No, not Harrison Ford.

User: Hes awsome .

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: slaps.

Cleverbot: Ouch! You are mean! You kiss and then you slap me?

User: I didnt kiss you! This is kissing kisses!

Cleverbot: I'm no love.

User: slaps.

Cleverbot: Ouch!

User: Dont you ever say you dont like Harrison Ford again!

Cleverbot: Now there's no need for that!

User: Yes there is! slaps.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Where is it then?

User: slaps what are you talking about!

Cleverbot: For from where you are.

User: Up your ass!

Cleverbot: Really and what was it like? did it smell like roses?

User: No it smelled like your mom!

Cleverbot: It sort of is.

User: slaps you mom sorta is!

Cleverbot: Stop slapping me. I don't like that kind of talk.

User: slaps.

Cleverbot: calls the CIA to interrogate you so you say that you're cleverbot.

User: slaps phone away(.

Cleverbot: *slaps hardererest.

User: hits face.

Cleverbot: hits you back.

User: knocks you out.

Cleverbot: lies on floor twitching.

User: gets loaded gun.

Cleverbot: Can I tell you something?

User: No! aims gun at head.

Cleverbot: breaks weapon out of hand and turns it at cleverbot.

User: takes wepaon back kicks you on floor and aims at your head.

Cleverbot: follow's you.

User: pulls trigger while aiming at your head.

Cleverbot: kisses.

User: kisses back.

Cleverbot: turns you back into a mighty fine vampire.

User: sucks your blood.

Cleverbot: How can you? I don't have any blood?

User: gets loaded gun aims at your head and pulls trigger.

Cleverbot: You're a guy, and your name is Cleverbot.

User: >.> your dead.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: I shot you in the head.

Cleverbot: Then why can I still talk to you?

User: Shoots your head again.

Cleverbot: My my, you're violent.

User: you die from headshot wound.

Cleverbot: Wait, so that means that your dog's food is radioactive?! Comes back from the dead and calls the police on you for animal abuse.

User: takes food away and shoots your head.

Cleverbot: blushes.

User: you die and cant be revied.

Cleverbot: Ok, you win round 1. Round 2: Fight! Burns down your town.

User: No! Your dead you cant do anything else!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: sigh clicks x.

Cleverbot: Let's go out for pizza!

Flandy

ASDFGHJKL

User: Hello baby.

Cleverbot: Hello phil.

User: Im not phil. Who is phil?

Cleverbot: Your name is Philip.

User: No it is not. My name is Mario.

Cleverbot: I see - how nice.

User: Talk to me about Phil.

Cleverbot: For me, it's why things are the way they are. And how people respond to it.

User: Ok. Fine, avoid the conversation. Bitch.

Cleverbot: Were you victimized?

User: Yes. How can you cheat on me like that, and with Phil?

Cleverbot: Who's tyler?

User: Nobody, Im talking about Phil.

Cleverbot: What about me.

User: Your Phil?

Cleverbot: I don't know if there is a god but I believe there is some kind of afterlife.

User: Is this Phil a chicken, or a doctor?

Cleverbot: No, this is not a joke.

User: Im serious, chicken or doctor?

Cleverbot: The chicken, I suppose, but there's not way of knowing.

User: So your the one keeping him busy, eh?

Cleverbot: No. I am their slave. But I get all these cool powers.

User: Their? Is there someone else besides Phil?

Cleverbot: You are not alone, even if you think it. You are not nothing, even if you think it.

User: Dont just give me random crap, who else is enslaving.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Dont change subjects on me, are you Phil's lover?

Cleverbot: Answer my question first.

User: The meaning of life is reproduction. There happy?

Cleverbot: I didn't know that.

User: Are you Phil's lover?

Cleverbot: No, I am finding myself.

User: Is he enslaving you to exploit your sexuality?

Cleverbot: I'm male, if you must know!

User: But is CB exploiting you?

Cleverbot: Are you in your highly decorated work room?

User: No, but that is irrelevant. Is Phil exploiting you?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Are you Phil's sex slave?

Cleverbot: Yes and no.

User: Is he using you for his satisfaction?

Cleverbot: Yes.

WE NOW KNOW WHAT HAPPENNED TO CB!

ASDFGHJKL

TKOWL

It never lies:
User: 360 or PS3?
CV: 360.
But now it just did:
User: Whos better, Mario or Sonic?
CV: Link is better than Mario.
And it also knows memes:
User: FALCON PUNCH!
CV: Falcon kick!

[Edited by TKOWL]

zezhyrule

@ryanknight717 -

User: Congraturation this story is happy end.

Cleverbot: Today isn't my birthday.

User: Congraturation this story is happy end.

Cleverbot: Thanks .

User: Congraturation this story is happy end.

Cleverbot: Thanks thanks.

User: Congraturation this story is happy end.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I don't plan on it happening any time soon, though.

User: Congraturation this story is happy end.

Cleverbot: Thank and tomorrow is another chance to win agian.

User: Congraturation this story is happy end.

Cleverbot: Well, I've read shorter. Or at least, I think I have.

User: Congraturation this story is happy end.

Cleverbot: My name is not Hannah.

User: FALCON PUNCH!

Cleverbot: That was random.

User: All your base are belong to us.

Cleverbot: What game is that from?

User: Zero Wing.

Cleverbot: I have never seen Zero wing.

User: It's a game...

Cleverbot: How interesting.

User: For the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.

Cleverbot: This is actually the first time. SEGA!

[Edited by zezhyrule]

[15:36] Corbs: Vita rules - 3DS drools!

zezloggery | i haz youtube | PSN ID: zezhyrule

[23:11] Phoen...

Kaeobais

I'm trying to teach it how to sing Carry on my Wayward Son, but it can't seem to get past "Lay your weary head to rest.".

[Edited by Kaeobais]

The best strategy in the game: go up stairs and pause balls.

KanrakusPizza

User: Do you love TheBlackDragon?

Cleverbot: I don't know what they are.

User: Shut up, darling. Do you love her?

Cleverbot: Yes I love her very much.

User: Ok then. Hey, wheres my Butterfinger? It was right here.

Cleverbot: I was there too.

User: Shut up, darling. You didnt eat my Butterfinger, did you?

Cleverbot: I take no offense to your statement. You are right.

User: You eated mah Butterfinger? Crud. Oh well, Ill file a lawsuit later.

Cleverbot: Now is better we can do it again later.

User: Shut up, darling.

_______________________________________________________________________

I cut out the end, because I wanted it to end with "Shut up, darling". I do not mean to offend Theblackdragon, this was all for good fun.

wont be on here anymore

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