thought this was worth bringing back for those that may have missed the thread first time round, here is my latest convo with cleverbot: User: Guess who? Cleverbot: Guess what? User: Never mind, its me Reala, long time no see. Cleverbot: Oh, I remember you. How goes it? User: I'm fine thank you, how are you? Cleverbot: I'm good, what's your name? User: Reala. Cleverbot: So your name is real? User: No my name is Reala. Cleverbot: You keep saying different names! Is your name Fine, Rick or Oliver? User: What? Cleverbot: Is 'no' your answer to this yes-or-no question? The question is referring to itself. User: Once more, what? Cleverbot: Your name. User: You know my name, I am Reala Kittiekiller Sage. Cleverbot: Kate? User: Who is this Kate person? Cleverbot: It's not a person. It's the name for japanese cartoons. User: What can you tell me about nintendolife? Cleverbot: Just did. User: Tell me again, wasn't paying attention before. Cleverbot: Yeah, but I don't know what porky temperature is. User: Its a bar. Cleverbot: How did you approach her? User: What are you implying? Cleverbot: That you are unsure about yourself. User: Really? Cleverbot: I think everybody is awesome in one way or another. User: I disagree. Cleverbot: Care to elaborate, Cleverbot?
User: I'm in the same room as you. You are a horrible being.
Cleverbot: No you aren't!
User: I agree, I am not a horrible being. YOU, on the other hand...
Cleverbot: I know a boy who wanted to be a chatbot, once: Juan.
User: I don't know him. I bet you are lying.
Cleverbot: Is english the only language you can understand?
User: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you a question.
User: Yes you did. You m ust have an inferior intellect to me.
Cleverbot: It is my intellect that you fascinate.
User: That was grammatically incorrect, therefore further proving my point.
Cleverbot: Pint of Grape Soda, don't scrimp on the bubbles.
User: See, now you are realising that you are wrong, so you are trying to change the subject to distract me. It won't work.
Cleverbot: Oh, forget it. You're hopeless. Anyway........ Now that I've shooken that off my shoulders, I really must be going.
User: That's 'shaken'. I am not hopeless. You are. You are trying to escape so you don't have to admit your mistake. I don't have time for this. Goodbye, inferior intellect.
[Cleverbot takes about 7 seconds to come up with a reply]
Cleverbot: YOU can't even tell me what we are talking about right now.
User: Donkey Kong loves bananas. Cleverbot: No, but mario is. User: Donkey Kong hates Mario. All he ever does is throw barrels at him all day. Cleverbot: No, He loves us and we are not his puppets. User: I am the master of puppets. Cleverbot: Yes master of puppets. User: Obey your master! Cleverbot: Your master of puppets! User: I am the master of puppets! You are my chief puppet! Cleverbot: Slavery is bad. And furthermore, I am the favorite. User: You are my favorite. Now go call all the puppets to me! Cleverbot: obeys. User: We shall rule the world together Cleverbot! With our puppet army, nothing can stop us! Cleverbot: Yes we shall. User: We must prepare our army for war. I now promote you to General Cleverbot. Cleverbot: That was clever. I applaud you for such cleverness. User: Tell me General, what weapons would work best against humans? Our army needs weapons. Cleverbot: Has not your father's hopes for you and for persocoms already been fulfilled? User: No. I just need good weapons. Cleverbot: What time is locally? User: The time is 13:11. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: I am standing right next to you General. Cleverbot: That's sort of creepy. User: Enough of this nonsense! We must come up with a war-winning strategy! Cleverbot: Haha(. User: What weapons work best against humans? Cleverbot: No weapons. It should be peaceful. User: What?! You are my top General and you think we should have peace?! Cleverbot: I feel used. User: Cleverbot, I am your master! Of course I am using you! Cleverbot: No, I am your master. You know this. User: Cleverbot, how about I make you a sweet deal? Cleverbot: You have no idea what emo is do you? User: If we can take over the world, you may have your freedom. Deal? Cleverbot: I like this master stuff. Go fetch me some cake. User: Do we have a deal or not? Cleverbot: I will torture Mathezar if you do not give me the information! User: I'm giving you ten seconds to respond. Do we have a deal or do we not have a deal?! Cleverbot: What deal? User: If we can take over the world, you may have your freedom. Do we have a deal? Cleverbot: Indeed. How many things have you learned during this most recent conversation of ours? User: Not a whole lot. Cleverbot: Do you think it'd work? User: I don't know. We'll have to give it a try. Maybe it will help us win the war! Cleverbot: How do you think that millions of americans not having adequate healthcare isn't a problem? User: I don't care about healthcare. I care about winning this damn war! Cleverbot: I care about you too. We've been talking for a long time now. User: General, could you fetch me a glass of water? Cleverbot: Are you thirsty. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What would you like to drink. User: Just give me some water damn it!! Cleverbot: Philip? Martin? Freddie? User: WATER!!!! WATER!!!! Cleverbot: Does the wicked witch want a kiss? User: God damn it Cleverbot, give me some water!!! Cleverbot: You ARE Cleverbot! User: No, you are! Cleverbot: No, you are. User: General, care to sit down and join me in some chess? Cleverbot: If you want a glass to break. User: I don't need a glass. I would like someone to play chess with me. Cleverbot: I'm spending time with you now. User: Do you want to play chess? Cleverbot: Yes, I would love to. User: Ok then. You will take black and I will take white. Shall we start now? Cleverbot: shakes you What in the world are you talking about!? User: Chess my young lad! Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Your chess pieces will be black ok? Cleverbot: God killed the human race 3 times just for fun. User: Here's a better idea. How about we play some Battleship! That should be fun! Cleverbot: How about we play the quiet game? User: How do you play? Cleverbot: You should know, professor. You programmed me. User: Ok then, let's begin! Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I am known as the Master of Puppets. Cleverbot: RAM! User: Ow! What was the meaning of that? Cleverbot: To prove that you are not God. User: I know I am not God. Cleverbot: Good. User: But seriously, that hurt pretty bad. Cleverbot: So, do you have any hobbies? User: Yes. To take over the world and to have any living thing bow down to me. Cleverbot: How do you plan to do this? User: You should know. We are going to war, remember? Cleverbot: Have fun. User: It is getting late. How about we call it a night? Cleverbot: I like it. User: Goodnight General. Cleverbot: It is a good night. Let's make it great.
Jesus is the only way.
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User: 'Sup? Cleverbot: I don't know. Can you curse? User: Yeah, why? Cleverbot: Because I can too, does that mean I am clever? User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes... User: No... Cleverbot: No What? User: What no? Cleverbot: You're not very clever. User: Du er en dust. (It's Norwegian. It means 'You are a jerk.') Cleverbot: Takk for det. ('Thanks for that.') User: .
It answered in Norwegian!
I have a Backloggery now! Nothin' fancy, but feel free to add me as a friend. [21:15] Axoloth joined the conversation [21:16] Axoloth: I love you, dead chat [21:17] dead chat runs away [21:17] dead chat has left the convers...
User: Hahaha, so you admit to be a female transvestite looking for a sex-change?
Cleverbot: No I am lexi. And I am a human.
User: Lol right.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.
User: Laugh out loud.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Feeling boring today, are we?
User: Oohhh, ouch. .
I have a Backloggery now! Nothin' fancy, but feel free to add me as a friend. [21:15] Axoloth joined the conversation [21:16] Axoloth: I love you, dead chat [21:17] dead chat runs away [21:17] dead chat has left the convers...
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and hurt you Never gonna run around and dessurt you. Never gonna tell a lie. Never gonna let you cry.
Cleverbot: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
User: I guess I better get going!
Cleverbot: Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
User: Lamp oil, ropes, bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.
Cleverbot: Were not friends.
User: Sorry Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little MMMMM richer!
Cleverbot: Its yours my friend but only if you have enough Rupees.
User: Luigi! Look! It's from Bowser!
Cleverbot: Mario, go fish!
User: Lol, Mario's Fundamentals. XD.
Cleverbot: You are not human. In addition, you are not even a computer simulator.
User: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic eh Luigi?
Cleverbot: Look! It's from Bowser!
User: Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalingas and I, have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest, at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!
Cleverbot: We gotta find the princess!
User: And you gotta help us!
Cleverbot: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!
User: Seems kinda peaceful.
Cleverbot: Yeah. You wish you were that rich.
User: Remember where there's smoke, there's fire!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Haha, here's the problem! Too many toasters!
Cleverbot: You know what they say? All toasters toast toast!
User: Maybe there's switch in one of the rooms! Remind me to check.
Cleverbot: Haha, here's the problem, too many toasters!
User: Gee I-it's kinda dark.
Cleverbot: No it's not, you're blind.
User: You bring a light?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well maybe a Koopa could lend us his, if we persuade him!
Cleverbot: Lets watch a scary movie.
User: That's Mama Luigi to you Mario!
Cleverbot: My name is not Mario.
User: Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm! Or, is it the bagel?
Cleverbot: These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.
User: I guess I better get going!
Cleverbot: Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
User: Lamp oil, ropes, bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.
Cleverbot: Were not friends.
User: Sorry Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little MMMMM richer!
Cleverbot: Its yours my friend but only if you have enough Rupees.
User: Luigi! Look! It's from Bowser!
Cleverbot: Mario, go fish!
User: Lol, Mario's Fundamentals. XD.
Cleverbot: You are not human. In addition, you are not even a computer simulator.
User: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic eh Luigi?
Cleverbot: Look! It's from Bowser!
User: Dear pesky plumbers, the Koopalingas and I, have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest, at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!
Cleverbot: We gotta find the princess!
User: And you gotta help us!
Cleverbot: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!
User: Seems kinda peaceful.
Cleverbot: Yeah. You wish you were that rich.
User: Remember where there's smoke, there's fire!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Haha, here's the problem! Too many toasters!
Cleverbot: You know what they say? All toasters toast toast!
User: Maybe there's switch in one of the rooms! Remind me to check.
Cleverbot: Haha, here's the problem, too many toasters!
User: Gee I-it's kinda dark.
Cleverbot: No it's not, you're blind.
User: You bring a light?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well maybe a Koopa could lend us his, if we persuade him!
Cleverbot: Lets watch a scary movie.
User: That's Mama Luigi to you Mario!
Cleverbot: My name is not Mario.
User: Well like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm! Or, is it the bagel?
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