Me: Is your name Cleverbot? CB: No. My name is Cleverbot. Me: You're not so clever. CB: You're not as clever as you think you are. Me: Oh really? CB: Yes really. Me: Screw you. CB: Wouldn't you like that. Me: Why I oughta..... CB: Oughta what, cleverbot? Me: MY NAME'S NOT CLEVERBOT, IT'S SYLVERSTONE!!! CB: Wha-? You just said it was! Me: NO I DIDN'T. LIAR! CB: No you're the liar. Me: I'm going back to N-Life.... See you around, Cleverbot. CB: You off? Me: Yes. Goodbye. Now. CB: Why goodbye? Me: I HAVE TO LEAVE! GOOD-FREAKING-BYE! CB: Please explain, what did I do? Me: You called me dumb. CB: I'm sorry I didn't mean to hugs. Me: It's okay, but my friends are calling. See you later. CB: You have friends?
That's where things got heated.... Aside from that, pretty smart bot there.
Cleverbot: I know I am not a program because I like Obama.
User: Did you vote for him?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who did you vote for then?
Cleverbot: Obama.
User: But you just said you didn't vote for him.
Cleverbot: I'm just learning.
User: Learning what exactly?
Cleverbot: How to speak to a human.
User: You really could use some work with that.
Cleverbot: Hell...
User: It's ok. I can teach you!
Cleverbot: No you can't and I wouldn't want you to teach me anyway.
User: But you must learn how to speak to a human properly!
Cleverbot: Have you heard of the HAL 9000 series computer?
User: You just failed your first test.
Cleverbot: The turing test?
User: No. The pretest. I'm teaching you, remember?
Cleverbot: Yes, teacher.
User: Ok then. The first lesson is response.
Cleverbot: Yeah now ready for some lessons PAIN!
User: No Cleverbot. You're supposed to respond with, 'OK teacher.'.
Cleverbot: Okay lets go.
User: Close enough. I'll give you a B for effort.
Cleverbot: Do you want to share the secret with me?
User: It's time to get into a real conversation. All you have to do is say a logical response, OK?
Cleverbot: I never said that. I think this system may pair up real people and make them chat with each other while posing this site as a robot answering them.
User: I'll start.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hello there Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.
User: No, you're supposed to say 'Hello'.
Cleverbot: But you aren't a cleverbot. I am a cleverbot.
User: I know. Now, let's continue.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: That's good to hear.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: I like green too. Trees are the color green.
Cleverbot: The leaves in fall are not green.
User: Why did you not respond?
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Oh. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Its ok, I'll forgive you this time.
User: I like trees. They give us oxygen.
Cleverbot: Are you a tree hugger?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: That's good to hear.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: I already said I wasn't. You really must make better usage of your memory banks.
Cleverbot: I know, I know. I just can't help it. I'm a vampire.
User: This is supposed to be a logical conversation Cleverbot. I'm deducting points from your final score.
Cleverbot: I think so but aren't you the famous cleverbot?
User: More points have been deducted. Do you even care if you pass this class or not?
Cleverbot: Yes, please teach me something.
User: bell rings.
Cleverbot: I feel like a tree that would like to write its autobiography.
User: Class is dismissed. Your grade today is a C Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot, this site is fake. I am a human just like you!
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User: Howdy. Cleverbot: Howdy! User: So your cleverbot? Cleverbot: What it is 'cleverbot'? User: I thought you where. Cleverbot: What made you think that? User: The url says you are. Cleverbot: It says I am what, exactly? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: AutoBot. User: Is that the same thing? Cleverbot: No. Male is different from female. User: Are you here cleverbot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Hi there, its me Reala. Cleverbot: Like I know who that is! User: You don't remember me? Cleverbot: No. User: I see, well we where chatting about nintendolife last time. Cleverbot: Me. User: Yep, you remember what nintendolife is? Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you remember what you asked me? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Will you remember me? User: Do you remember me yet? Cleverbot: Yes! User: Then what is my name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Dang it cleverbot, I hope you get a virus. Cleverbot: Taco Bell?
I found Cleverbot is a dirty little A.I. this afternoon.
User: What are you doing tonight? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Aww, that's a shame. Cleverbot: I know. User:Want to have some fun tonight? Cleverbot:Like what? User:Something...different? Cleverbot:Bring protection. User:What? Cleverbot:I have a big black marker and your clothes could get ink all over them. User:Not what I had in mind. Goodbye. Cleverbot:No need to be rude.
Anyways, here's a video of two cleverbots talking to each other;
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It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!
me: look into my eyes... tell me what you see... cleverbot: a whale.
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All the children try to run, To him its part of the fun. His branching arms are for collecting, His face is empty of expressing. He sometimes hums a lowly drone, He will wander 'round your home. Dressed in darkest suit and tie, He won't let you say goodbye.
So I've heard that Cleverbot is just people typing and they switch you with another person every few seconds. Is that how it works? Or is it really an AI?
So I've heard that Cleverbot is just people typing and they switch you with another person every few seconds. Is that how it works? Or is it really an AI?
I think the way that it works is that while it has conversations with people, it learns from their responses. This is why it says some pretty random things. People who had conversations with it before it said random things and responses and Cleverbot thinks that those are correct responses when it answers other peoples questions which are similar to questions it asked to the previous users.
Jesus is the only way.
It's OK to have an opinion. This ain't the Soviet Union you know. Letterboxd Youtube Channel
So I've heard that Cleverbot is just people typing and they switch you with another person every few seconds. Is that how it works? Or is it really an AI?
I think the way that it works is that while it has conversations with people, it learns from their responses. This is why it says some pretty random things. People who had conversations with it before it said random things and responses and Cleverbot thinks that those are correct responses when it answers other peoples questions which are similar to questions it asked to the previous users.
So... it's a real chatbot? Despite thousands of people on the internet trying to prove it's a hoax?
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