I can't think of a single person who doesn't know and love Chuck Norris. Especially when there's tons of hilarious jokes about him! I'll start you guys off with a few:
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond. Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow, chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Now you guys say a few that I haven't said:
Currently Playing: Pikmin 3 and Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Recently Beat: Wind Waker HD, Mario 3D World, and A Link between Worlds
3DS Friend Code: 3394-3590-1909 | Nintendo Network ID: androidcall
There is no Ctrl button on Chuck Norris' keyboard, Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time HE listens to a song. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Oh, I love that last one...
Currently Playing: Pikmin 3 and Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
Recently Beat: Wind Waker HD, Mario 3D World, and A Link between Worlds
3DS Friend Code: 3394-3590-1909 | Nintendo Network ID: androidcall
When god said "let there be light!" Chuck Norris said "say please" Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land The bogyman checks his closest every night for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris collects taxes from the irs Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years death has just been to afraid to tell him There is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
Forums
Topic: Chuck Norris JOKES!
Posts 1 to 20 of 31
This topic has been archived, no further posts can be added.