Topic: Broken anything?

I have broken lots of things toys, a few lamps, I even broke a NES game once by putting a chair let through it. So yeah I have broken alot of things.

Kind of.
I am prone to falls...
And to slam into walls and air conditioners...
And once i stuck my hand in a ceiling fan...

I broke a chair before. Then me and some help fixed it.

As long as no witnesses come forward then no, I haven't broken a thing.

No bones.
(I will not say anything to bring the wrath of Murphy's Law either.)

Other things... yeah.

No bones here either. I'm a pretty decent faller (lots of practice, I guess), and I have pretty good luck too (I also don't really do a whole lot that could break my bones on purpose, so there's that too).

My woman broke me.

Fortunately I haven't broken any bones. I did break a satellite radio once by accidentally shutting the car door on it (stupid thing wouldn't stay on it's stand). That's the only specific instance I can think of regarding breaking things other than bones right now.

Broke my PSP in a fit of rage, But I fixed it., Had to buy some new parts though.

I haven't broken any bones yet, but I figure it's only a matter of time until I do. I need to find a spectacular way to make it happen.

A friend from college did that too, but it was only the screen... Now he uses some hack to use his pc as screen
_{don't ask me which, i don't know}

@Joetherocker: inside the motorcycle ball of death!

I'm sorry, but when I affixed your signature to your answer, I could not help but giggle.

I broke my pinky toe a long time ago.

Does that count?

I fell out of a car once and broke my leg. It was in a hospital parking lot so I didn't have far to go for treatment.
I've also broken a few ribs snowboarding. Spending more time upright might have prevented that though I guess.

broken all my toes and fingers at least once

wow...

Where to begin...
I've broken my right shoulder stopping a 300 pound dresser from hitting the wall after sliding down a set of stairs
I've broken my right arm from hitting a tree while skiing
I've broken my left leg during wrestling
I've shattered my right knee from botched a landing from a 4 story fall
I've shattered my right ankle from being hit by a car
I've broken my right big toe from..I forget what, diving accident I think it was.

I think that's it for just breaking bones. I've torn tendons before as well, had a huge chunk a skin ripped off from my right leg before (Botched a landing while blading), and other various injuries. My knees are pink due to constant scabbing from gym during my high school years.
My entire body is quite the warpath.

Fell out of a loft, broke and dislocated my lower jaw, and fractured my upper jaw... with one of my own teeth. They thought the tooth had fallen out when I'd landed and would still be somewhere on the floor, until they found it in the X-ray (said tooth also staplegun'd itself through my lower lip on impact).

_{Enjoy whatever you're eating right now.}

Despite [my] violent behavior, the only thing [I've] managed to break so far ... is [your] heart.

On other people I broke ribs, wrists, jaws, and once a collarbone.
On myself, shoulder, tore every tendon below my right knee, my skull when I was very young, and one of my ribs.