I once broke the skull of a man with the heel of my foot.
I have also broken a flower pot, a cookie jar, and the minds of a hundred-thousand people who have viewed the internet.
Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
I break thousands of penguin spines so I may feed the Princess.
QUEEN OF SASS
It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!
I once broke the bridge the troll lives under and I broke the ring that should've been taken into Mordor I also broke the Combo :3 OH and how could I forget I broke ur mom's heart silly me
Also, I broke my collar bone when I tried to leap through a window like an action star. I was coaxed into getting a huge running start and jumped straight into it shoulder first. Unfortunately nobody told me it was one of those heavy duty reinforced windows. Needless to say I never listen to my friends anymore when we've been drinking.
"The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."
For you, the day LordJumpMad graced your threads, was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. [url=http://www.backloggery.com/jumpmad]Unive...
I broke my mom's sapphire wedding ring. Heh heh, hammers are fun. But seriously, I pulled my leg muscle in my sleep, which woke me up. The pain was so intense that I hit my head against the bed frame and blacked out. Although the pain in my leg muscle wasn't gone yet so I woke up again. No joke.
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