Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

jabba the hutt

why does link only yell not talk?

cuz he's got navi for brains

Why can't there be a 2-up?

Because it'd be a... poop-up.

Why is that not funny?

I thought there was?

How did this thread get so huge?

Cause I'm the ultimate person who made it.

Why am I so freaking awesome?

You are?!

How'd this thread get so freaking long?!!!

It is?!
Why can't you touch this?

@Xkhaoz - You're awesome because you have a great NL personality.
@TwilightV - Because people like participating in this thread.
Who makes/made the best TMNT titles?

A guy.

Is that rain I hear, or are you just happy to hear from long-lost me?

The latter. [Yay, this thread's been revived. ]

Is smiling your favorite thing to do?

@NintendoPurist: No, not really. I never cared all that much... (Chews nachos.)
@Starboy: Not #1, but pretty close.
Will Reggie ever fulfill his life-long dream of being Donkey Kong?

Maybe once he turns into a gorilla himself.

Why is it raining cats and dogs outside [metaphorically, not literally]?

Because God is crying at your shtoopid question.

Why are CD's so darn shiny?

Because they were meant to make you blind.

Where's the nearest restaurant?

I was hungry, so I ate it.
Where's Mah Bucket?

Um.. At KFC (?).

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

In the world.
I can has Cheezburger?
_{Rage of the lolcat site!}

No, it's too pricey.

I'm hungry, are the French Fries still available?

No I ate them.
Why is the sky blue?

Because it is a beautiful color.

Know the perfect cure?