Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Camoflouge is better with a mullet.

Why does Starboy answer so many questions?

…, because Moonman simply ain’t listening.

Chewing toenails or licking bogeys?

["MoonMan". I like that. ]
Neither.
What's better: Contra III or Gunstar Heroes?

Midnight Resistance

Will you give me your mint, boxed and sealed copy of GBA Ninja Five-O?

I'd love to, but seeing as this is the internet I can't hand it over. Oh well, into the flames it goes.

Why are there questions?

@wii_man10 Because there are answers

IS, THIS, SPARTAAAA?

No, silly V8, this isn't Sparta. THIS IS NINTENDOLIFE!!!!
I like your new avatar Xkhaoz, where'd you get it?

@StarBoy91 He got it from the Barbie union, who eventually abandoned him in the asteroids of Transformery.

Can you BEAT me to the CORE of the VOID?

I can only BEAT you to the CORE, but not to the VOID ('cause I haven't played Void yet).
Which Night of the Museum movie, out of the two, is better?

I've only seen the first. 'Tis quite good!

Can you count to bunny rabbit?

42.

What's the square root of nine?

Another weird comedy reference lost to the power of Douglas Adams. Even I'M getting sick of all the "42's!"

Also, that question isn't stupid. It's simple math, and it has a simple answer: 3.

What will crazy people choose before Jello?

Jellaton(?).
What's the most addicting food ever created?

Actually, the answer I was looking for was "tapioca." Also a quote from the same video as the "bunny rabbit" thing.

Hungryman Buffalo Style Chicken Strips, before they completely RUINED them a couple months ago by changing the recipe (I will NOT forgive them for that!).

Would "Ninjas of the Carribbean" really be a great movie?

only if it had tacos

why is my profile image a capybara?

Because you like large rats(?).
What's the funniest novel you ever read?

Um, pie.

Why am I awesome?

Man, i never knew this thread would be so popular.

Because my dog plays the ocarina.

How old is mario's cap?

As old as jaguars.
Why do people hate me?

Because they had an irrational reaction to the cel-shaded style, and just haven't gotten over it.

Who likes butterscotch-coated cheese?