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FriedSquid

Comparing to the stories I've read here, thank god the only close encounter with a big was a spider getting near my shoulder while I sat on a couch. Anyways, I think from now on I'm gonna put on headphones when I sleep. May as well plug my nose, too. And put a gas mask on my mouth. Duct tape my eyes. Should be good, no bugs to worry about.

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Ok,Thanks for the NIGHTMARES YOU GUYS ARE GIVING ME! -.-

How do you think I feel!? I can still feel the thing going in and out when I think about it. I've got jibblies so bad that I'm watching Pulp Fiction (2.5 hours long) to try to get a stonger tolerance to the terrifying feeling.

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Oh, just so you guys know, it was a cicada that flew into my ear. I was kind of surprised it fit in there. So don't think big bugs can't get into your ear canal.

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KiwiPanda

undead_terror wrote:

there was another story of a woman getting a bug in her brain but I forgot how it happened

I'm not even going to begin on the many horrors of the Human Bot Fly. I understand some of us do enjoy sleeping.
But seriously, that bug is disgusting. Unparalleled.
And only a google away

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RedPanda wrote:

undead_terror wrote:

there was another story of a woman getting a bug in her brain but I forgot how it happened

I'm not even going to begin on the many horrors of the Human Bot Fly. I understand some of us do enjoy sleeping.
But seriously, that bug is disgusting. Unparalleled.
And only a google away

I would save you all the trouble and just post what bot flies do right here, but it'd be a bit too graphic for this site.

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RR529

Luckily, I've only had gnats fly into my ear, and they were easily taken care of by a quick flick.

Can't stand spiders though. I always inspect my room for them before sleeping, and take care of them on the spot (without using spray, if possible).

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Happy_Mask

Wow, the worst I've dealt with was leeches and ticks, you've got me beat by miles @moomoo.

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Big-Luigi wrote:

@undead_terror Good lord! I NEVER seen a bug that big before!

That's because, if you couldn't tell already, it's clearly photoshoped.

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k8sMum

wait til the aussies get here: they have the real horrors of the bug world.

@wingedfish: nope. that is NOT shopped. those suckers are real.

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Either Australia or South America, take your pick. South America has charmerslike the South American Longhorn Beetle:
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As well as the Human Botfly, which utilizes a mosquito to deposit their larva onto humans where they burrow into the skin and feed until they're mature enough to burst out. They've even been known to burrow far enough to reach internal organs.
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Chris720

k8sMum wrote:

@wingedfish: nope. that is NOT shopped. those suckers are real.

Thanks for that... I... feel so much better knowing that huge thing... exists in the world... somewhere...

And thanks for the nightmares guys... wish I never entered this thread...

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moomoo

Hey guys, you know what would be funny?

One day, you're cleaning out your ears. Suddenly, a dead bug falls out. You don't know how long it has been there.

That'd be funny.

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Jaz007

So appearently this is the worlds biggest bug as of 2011. As shown, it can eat carrots.

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