Topic: Nintendo needs to give every 3DS owner a fluffy bunny

Seriously, how could anyone hate Nintendo if every 3DS sold came with this:

It would help Nintendo get in with the casual crowd again too.

Why, just to symbolize the 3DS' short battery life in a physical form?

What if the bundled rabbit decided to eat your 3DS. There's the problem.

How did you get your 3DS' battery life to last 10 years?

But the bunnies would only come in Black or Blue.

At least they're in 3D, though!

post of the year, ladies and gentlemen

Until it craps on your carpet.

Rabbit stew.

that would be cool. it could procreate rapidly while streetpassing, making tons of free 3ds.

What if I'm allergic to rabbits? Wouldn't that kind of be like Nintendo raising a certain finger in a certain way at me?

Don't bunnies have a short lifespan?

No thanks. I get easily attached to animals and can't stand to have one with short lifespans.

10 years when kept as pets. A little over half a healthy cat's life.

In the wild... Much less.

Hm, like a dog, almost... I thought they only last about 2 or 3 years. But I think that's a hamster.

Even then- will the bunnies be in the 3DS box? Because no one wants a 3DS with dookie stains and smell of piss. And that's just animal cruelty!

Ah.. 3DS smellin' like peepee and caca.

my cat would eat it

3DS abuse too.

Iwata is in a customer-friendly mood right now. He'll hand deliver your bunny.

I have 2 gerbils (basically a smaller Hamster with a longer tail) and they live from 2-4 years, so yeah that's about right.

Yes. Video game abuse

@MiracleBlaze
I think my nieces and nephew have gerbils ro guinea pigs. One of those two.

@Waltz
Uhm.. I wouldn't want a psycho fan boy kidnapping Iwata and doing... horribur things to him... A coupon or something for a rabbit works fine, I supposes.

Adorable! Too bad my dog would kill it the second I let my guard down.

Get two bunnies and receive multiplayer support!