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AltDotNerd

AltDotNerd

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Wed 25th May, 2011

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AltDotNerd

#8

AltDotNerd commented on Devil's Third:

I guess Nintendo is proving they're not all "purely kid-friendly" anymore, what with Bayonetta 2, and this coming out.

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#14

AltDotNerd commented on Capcom Could Be Up For Sale After Shareholders...:

@smikey No, they're not. The WII U is struggling, but aside from that:
•The 3DS sells like crazy
•Pokemon accounts for ONE-SIXTH of Japan's income; the entire country!
•Nintendo also owns the Seattle Mariners.
•Seriously, how could you overlook how much the 3DS sells?!

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#23

AltDotNerd commented on Philips Claims Wii And Wii U Infringe Two Of I...:

Philips attorney: "Gee, it sure is boring around here."
Philips CEO: "My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
Accountant: "Your majesty, Nintendo and their minions are making more money than us!"
CEO: "Hmmm...how can we help?"
Accountant: "It is written: 'Only Philips can frivolously sue Nintendo."
Attorney: "Great! I'll grab my semi-resonable argument!"
Accountant: "There is no time. Your bullsh*t is all you need.
Accountant: "Scrodala! We're off!"
CEO: "Dinner."

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#30

AltDotNerd commented on Review: Mach Rider (3DS eShop):

@JakeShapiro I figured that would be the answer. It's just odd that one reviewer would give it a 4/10 (which actually convinced me not to get it on the Wii), and then it gets a 7/10, almost a 50% increase. But it was a stupid question in the first place.

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#37

AltDotNerd commented on Nintendo and Retro Studios Speak on Resistance...:

Nintendo takes great pride in the games they make, especially the control scheme to their games. The only Nintendo franchise that could play well is Pokemon. You can't get the same control for Mario, DK, Zelda, Metroid, and etc on a touch screen.

Plus, the mobile market is like the Coney Island of video games: cheap games, cheap prices, cheap quality, and 99% of the games feel like rip offs.

If ANYTHING, Nintendo could develop a brand new franchise that would be ideal for touch screens, if not market their own mobile device.

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#43

AltDotNerd commented on Video: These Are The Ten DS Games We Want To S...:

(No particular order)
1. Metroid Prime Hunters (modified to use the analog sticks)
2. Mario Kart DS
3. Super Mario 64 DS
4. Final Fantasy IV
5. Custom Robo Arena
6. Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
7. Pokemon Diamond/Pearl (and/or Platinum)
8. Chrono Trigger DS
9. Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
10. Star Fox Command

Assuming that Nintendo updates all these with online multiplayer functionalities. Maybe even connectivity with DSs and 3DS for local multiplayer.

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#48

AltDotNerd commented on Review: Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (...:

@Phil_Kavadias
If it's Tom McShea that reviewed the game, don't believe a word he says. He absolutely HATES Nintendo, but for some reason, GameSpot continues to let him review Nintendo games.

Remember the Nintendo Direct that revealed Monolith's "X"? McShea says it was Nintendo "trying to copy Monster Hunter".