Our chums over at Merchoid have surpassed themselves this time with the creation of the Zelda 'Green Goddess' ladies satin robe, which we are assured will make the wearer feel like true Hylian royalty.
The robe features an oversized elf hood, flowing short sleeves and rests just above the knee when worn. It has a wrap-around design which is secured with a belt around the waist and two large front pockets highlighted with gold beading.
On the chest is a golden glitter print of the Legend of Zelda logo with gold piping edging the design features. On the edge of sleeves and bottom of the gown is ribbon featuring a medieval style Celtic knot design with a large Hylian crest cut out design outlined in gold on the reverse.
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Of course, UK readers of a certain age will know there is only one Green Goddess, and that's the late '80s fitness guru Diana Moran!
But we digress. Hop over to Merchoid's product page for more details. This lovely robe can be pre-ordered today for £32.99 and ships in July.
[source merchoid.com]
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Looks a little flimsy to be wearing up a tree in the middle of the woods. You'll catch your death.
"Ships in July". Are you mad? The site says "we give you 100 days to return your item". Yes, and you take 6 months to deliver it.
Diana Moran's outfit is more Tingle
yes i remember the green goddess does that make me an old git
The expression on the model's face makes me think that, um, she is not sitting comfortably. Looks like she is mid-blink in actuality but it's distracting once you see it.
I just noticed. Look at the branch to her right. What letter do you Z?
@aaronsullivan I think she has a touch Amblyopia. She wears the product well regardless of anything to do with her physical appearance.
@aaronsullivan She looks completely anorexic which means it is probably not comfortable to be sitting on a tree without any butt padding ya know.
That model looks like a teenager. Maybe it's just me, but the shadowed joints of her elbows suggest she is thin. It all could be just clever photo editing. Edit: She needs to eat. Health is more important, than looks.
Anyway, I guess it would make a nice (anytime, or Valentine) gift for a Zelda fangirl. Thing is, the outfit doesn't look too warm, or comfy.
Edit #2: Part of me suggests this is something that would be worn to conventions, specifically cosplay, or Nintendo ones. On the other hand, lots of young girls, & adult women prefer to be creative, & create their own costumes. Same thing applies to men, who like to be creative.
No matter how hard I look I can't seem to understand what's up with the model's feet. Are the toes cut off by the plants or something? ...Or perhaps they were trying to go for N64 style graphics?
It amazes me how many perfect beings have congregated in this very corner of the web just to pass their infallible judgement on the health and morphology of one woman modelling a Zelda robe. How miraculously sad.
@AlienX Yeah, looks like a terrible Photoshop job. There's also a really weird notch where her right elbow should be too.
The Zelda branding ruins it a bit.
Whats wrong with her left eye...
@HauntingNostrils I mean she really does look unhealthily skinny. Like close to anorexic. And I don't mean that in a 'judgmental' way, it's more like in a 'worried for her health' way which seems to be the general consensus here. I mean, there exists 2 extremes, fat-obese and skinny-anorexic and both are not good for your health and can cause depression and sometimes death. It's stuff to worry about.
@crashnnburn if you really are concerned you should contact the site that makes the clothing and inquire about the woman in question's health, or call a hotline and offer up the findings of your expert eye, because posting your "concern" here, if it is genuine, unfortunately, isn't helping her and it does come off like you're just passing judgement.
@Alcovitch It looks from this, and the other photos on the merchandise website, like she has Amblyopia - what people usually call Lazy Eye. It is quite common - there is nothing "wrong" with her.
@HauntingNostrils So no one is allowed to say their observations about something? I think judgement would sound something like "damn, that skinny girl, so obsessed with looking like a model, it doesn't fit her" or "she should really eat something or she'll disappear lol" or other types of judgmental statements which I haven't seen.
Stating what someone observes in a comment section in a gaming site shouldn't be censored because of people getting offended by reading them. Call out people being a*holes go ahead I have no problem with that. But you said it in general and I didn't see anyone here being rude. And most are actually about crappy photoshop that was done.
@HauntingNostrils SJW alert
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