Here's the review:

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)

OK so some of you will already have this the Gamecube bonus disc or even the original N4 cart! Well we never said Nintendo weren't good at making you pay for the same thing several times! Just buy it OK?!

If that doesn't fill up your gaming time for the next week you can assume the role of Pitt, a warrior of Angel Land in a classic NES romp through ancient Greek lands:

Kid Icarus (NES)