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spizzamarozzi

I want to spend a few minutes talking about how horrible Rock'n Racing Off Road really is. SKTTR warned me but for €2.99 I couldn't pass on. The steering physics are atrocious: it feels like you were driving a fishing boat. When you're forced to use the reverse gear, the car all of a sudden feels x1000 times heavier and it's like trying to park a Nazi tank in a shopping mall parking lot.
The most irritating thing is that when CPU cars crash, they get teleported back to the middle of the road as if by magic. Other glitches involve CPU cars getting stuck off road after a crash and vanishing and reappearing for no reason at all. The "flashing cars" glitch is actually painful to watch - it looks like the CPU car is striving to exist within the broken coding of the videogame - it actually makes you think "why are we on this planet?". I think it's on the same level as some of the best glitches from Nicalis, which made me question my own mortality.
There was no way I could ever win a race in this game without the opponet cars glitching. It's tougher than Ninja Gaiden Sigma. The game claims "great variety of tracks" but it's just the same 4 courses repeating over and over with different flags and colours. It really is one of the worst racing games ever.

Top-10 games I played in 2017: The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild (WiiU) - Rogue Legacy (PS3) - Fallout 3 (PS3) - Red Dead Redemption (PS3) - Guns of Boom (MP) - Sky Force Reloaded (MP) - ...

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Jordan_SW

DefHalan wrote:

Typoman has been a pretty big disappointment. It has probably been the worst I bought when compared to my expectations and price. I have bough cheaper ones that were probably lower quality but I didn't expect as much from them. Really a shame since I enjoyed the demo so much.

'Twas my favourite eShop game of 2015. Loved it!

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DefHalan

Humphries90 wrote:

DefHalan wrote:

Typoman has been a pretty big disappointment. It has probably been the worst I bought when compared to my expectations and price. I have bough cheaper ones that were probably lower quality but I didn't expect as much from them. Really a shame since I enjoyed the demo so much.

'Twas my favourite eShop game of 2015. Loved it!

Glad someone did. I still might give it another shot, it did not leave a good first impression on me

People keep saying the Xbox One doesn't have Backwards Compatibility.
I don't think they know what Backwards Compatibility means...

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RedDevilAde

Little Inferno, not much to it

Rimmer: "Look, I think we've all got something to bring to this conversation, but I think that from now on the thing you should bring is silence."

Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that."

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Smoo

Bombing Bastards...Great way to clone bomberman but somehow make the multiplayer boring

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Socar

To me...Azure Striker Gunvolt.

I just didn't get any enjoyment out of it. I never got that mega man kind of gameplay that I expected from it, the game just felt bland with uninteresting atmosphere and music as well.

After so long...I'm back. Don't ask why

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RedFinch

Gunslugs. I was restless one night and bought it on impulse. Do not believe the reviews that say it's good.

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LadyCharlie

has anyone mentioned Ultratron? because I really, strongly disliked Ultratron.

it's a really middle-of-the-road twin-stick shooter on its own merits. but the constant stop/start gameplay, coupled with the headache inducing graphics where you can't tell what's a bullet and what's the background, make this one a really, really hard sell.

LadyCharlie

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