Topic: You want it?

They're yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!

NEW DEAL!: BUY A TOASTER, GET 4 SLICES OF TOAST FREE! OFFER UNTIL SEPTEMBER 1!

Total Profits: 10,350 rupees

Prices:
Lamp oil...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...500 rupees/half gallon
Rope...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...300 rupees/meter
Bombs!...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...700 rupees/bomb!
Lotsa Spaghetti!...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...250 rupees/500g OR SAVE! Buy one package, get the next one 50% off!
Toaster...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...1,000 rupees/toaster
Toast...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...75 rupees/slice
The Enclosed Instruction Book...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...400 rupees/book
Meatball!...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...150 rupees/meatball
Book of Koridai...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...2,000 rupees/book
The map!...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...550 rupees/map (Maps available for many places. Please specify)
FYAHBALLZ...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...800 rupees/fireball
DINNER...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...400 rupees/1 person meal
A bigger wallet to hold more rupees...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...50 rupees/wallet
Stone...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...200 rupees/stone (Note: Luigi didn't make it)
Football...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...200 rupees/football (Note: Not official weight)

Do you want to pay in MMM...e-dollars? That's fine, just remember 10 e-dollars = 1 rupee!
I'm sorry [your name here], I can't give credit!

Blimey, I can't afford it. I'm gonna need a bigger wallet for more Rupees.

Come back when you're a bit MMM...RICHER!

I would like some bombs, please. I will use them wisely, like Peppy told me to.

Will you take some Octorok's heart?

MMM...How many?
@JohnWalrus NOH

My Bomb Bag can only hold 10. Ten please!

That's Mamma Luigi to you, Mahreeoh!

That'll be MMM...7,000 rupees!

What the hell is going on in here.

7,000 Rupees!? That's too expensive!

Okay!

We're buying stuff.

I think I'll buy... Meat!

So are you buying them or not?!
@The Fox I'm selling my MMM...products! You want it?

I.....see. Silly me. Carry on, then.

No maps? >:[

_{Takes business elsewhere}

I gave you 999 rupees. Okay, I want bombs! and lotsa spaghetti!

I'll buy... THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET

I want Lotsa Spaghetti!

I want an enclosed instruction book for eatin that spaghetti. Can you give it to me?