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irken004

clicketyclick wrote:

PhoenixSage wrote:

If Corbie does not exist, but we are all Corbie, then does that mean we are all figments of each other's imaginations? Am I a figment of my imagaination? How can I have an imagination if I don't exist?

PhoenixSage is now really confused

No no no. Corbie doesn't exist. You can't be someone who doesn't exist because the one thing you can be certain of is that you exist. Only you exist. Your body, the world, and everyone else doesn't. See? Simple.

Oh and by the way, I'm not really another person. I'm just your subconscious telling you in dream form what you don't know you already know.

This is.... The Matrix....

ASDFGHJKL

We need a new fad for Corbie.
Corbie made a version of the site where all the options and links are enemies in an epic shootmup

ASDFGHJKL

clicketyclick

irken004 wrote:

clicketyclick wrote:

PhoenixSage wrote:

If Corbie does not exist, but we are all Corbie, then does that mean we are all figments of each other's imaginations? Am I a figment of my imagaination? How can I have an imagination if I don't exist?

PhoenixSage is now really confused

No no no. Corbie doesn't exist. You can't be someone who doesn't exist because the one thing you can be certain of is that you exist. Only you exist. Your body, the world, and everyone else doesn't. See? Simple.

Oh and by the way, I'm not really another person. I'm just your subconscious telling you in dream form what you don't know you already know.

This is.... The Matrix....

Naw, if it were the matrix, we'd all actually exist, and only the world would be imagined.

Things are much more dire than that!

Now Playing: Bioshock

Corbs

I may be paranoid, but all those angry smileys keep staring at me.

Plain old gamer :)

Noire

clicketyclick wrote:

No no no. Corbie doesn't exist. You can't be someone who doesn't exist because the one thing you can be certain of is that you exist. Only you exist. Your body, the world, and everyone else doesn't. See? Simple.

Oh and by the way, I'm not really another person. I'm just your subconscious telling you in dream form what you don't know you already know.

Oh, okay. Now it all makes sense. Thank you, my subconscious, for explaining all of the relevant details for me.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

clicketyclick

PhoenixSage wrote:

clicketyclick wrote:

No no no. Corbie doesn't exist. You can't be someone who doesn't exist because the one thing you can be certain of is that you exist. Only you exist. Your body, the world, and everyone else doesn't. See? Simple.

Oh and by the way, I'm not really another person. I'm just your subconscious telling you in dream form what you don't know you already know.

Oh, okay. Now it all makes sense. Thank you, my subconscious, for explaining all of the relevant details for me.

No problem, sugar. Oh and by the way, that shirt you bought really doesn't look good on you. I was suppressing that observation to preserve our self-esteem, but you know how I tend to let the cat out of the bag when you're dreaming.

Now Playing: Bioshock

irken004

Terranigma wrote:

People, We're stepping into the unknown borders of existence. We must stay calm. Corbie is real, but he's not actually Corbie. He could be a higher power called Chad for all we know

Chad...Vader?

OMG!!!

ASDFGHJKL

This site appears to be an epic shootmup RPG to Corbie. His mind interprets it that way. Even real life does. His reviews are hi-scores, his friends and family are power ups, money is his score, and videogames are his seperate lives. Work, bad weather, sickness, annoying users like me, etc are the ultra epic bullet spanning enemies. YAY!

ASDFGHJKL

Noire

My Subconscious wrote:

No problem, sugar. Oh and by the way, that shirt you bought really doesn't look good on you. I was suppressing that observation to preserve our self-esteem, but you know how I tend to let the cat out of the bag when you're dreaming.

Well darn, I guess you're right. goes to put on a new shirt

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

Corbs

If someone makes a video game out of this topic, we'd need one hell of an instruction manual to go along with it.

Plain old gamer :)

MetalMario

Well then I have 350 HP, 90 SP, 150 POW, 135 DEF, 75 SPEED, and 75 doesn't have a stache Nintendo Shirt.

I am equipped with an SMG and a Master Sword.

MetalMario

Nintendo Network ID: MetalMario64

MetalMario

Corbie wrote:

If someone makes a video game out of this topic, we'd need one hell of an instruction manual to go along with it.

Agree.

MetalMario

Nintendo Network ID: MetalMario64

ASDFGHJKL

Dont you mean a bullet hell of a manual?

ASDFGHJKL

Corbs

Hey Phoenix, we need another rimshot.

Plain old gamer :)

Noire

At the request of Corbie, a.k.a. myself:

GabeGreens wrote:

Dont you mean a bullet hell of a manual?

Bu dum pish.

Lieutenant Commander of the Lesbian Love Brigade
There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.

ASDFGHJKL

Spans millions of bullets onto Corbie's SHMUP which is in his mind

ASDFGHJKL

MetalMario

My head hurts....all this imaginative existence talk....

MetalMario

Nintendo Network ID: MetalMario64

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