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Topic: The official Nintendolife jokes thread!!

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Kim_Jong-Il

1. Posted:

O hai Nintendorife, it's our rovabre dictator here, ready to terr you some hirarious jokes! But I want you filthy peasants to share yours too.

Anyway, no racist or sexist jokes, no jokes against the North Korean State, and no jokes with very obvious sexuar references (however mird ones shourd be OK). Arso, the guy with the Yoshi joke in his sig is not arrowed to post unress he promises not to terr any nintendo rerated ones.

Anyway, here's one from uncre Kim (actuarry using the retter "l" so you can understand better)! Oh, and the kiddies might not get this one.

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the bartender gives it to her.

Post yours berow!

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Kim_Jong-Il

2. Posted:

Wow,
This thread is so ronery. How about a joke to rift the mood?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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AlexSays

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Kim+Jong-Il wrote:

no jokes against the North Korean State

North Korea is a joke.

And it's only "official" if recognized by the site.

This thread is not.

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Cheezy

4. Posted:

Kim+Jong-Il wrote:

O hai Nintendorife

This isn't Nintendorife. I've never heard of such a site :D

Who Are You?

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Kim_Jong-Il

5. Posted:

AlexSays wrote:

Kim+Jong-Il wrote:

no jokes against the North Korean State

North Korea is a joke.

And it's only "official" if recognized by the site.

This thread is not.

Trust me, I'm Kim Jong Ir and when I say something is officiar it is. Arso Jokes generarry don't drop nucrear warheads on your cities...

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Terra

6. Posted:

AlexSays wrote:

North Korea is a joke.

True, all they seem to do lately is threaten with their nuclear bombs and missiles, not actually anything useful.

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Kim_Jong-Il

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Terranigma wrote:

AlexSays wrote:

North Korea is a joke.

True, all they seem to do lately is threaten with their nuclear bombs and missiles, not actually anything useful.

I swear to god I'm gonna nuke your whole city for saying that!

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Terra

8. Posted:

Good luck finding me.

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Kim_Jong-Il

9. Posted:

Terranigma wrote:

Good luck finding me.

You are aware that Nuclear explosions have 50km+ radii. North Korea has thousands of Nukes. The UK ain't that small! :D
Also, am I right in thinking you were taking what I was saying as a genuine threat, or offensive at least? I'm some 15 y/o kid who's avatar is a puppet from Team America for god's sake! Don't take anything I say seriously. Unless it's about games.

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Terra

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i thought it was obvious that i knew you were joking and I wasn't taking it seriously

I need to use more smileys to avoid confusion

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Kim_Jong-Il

11. Posted:

Terranigma wrote:

i thought it was obvious that i knew you were joking and I wasn't taking it seriously

I need to use more smileys to avoid confusion

I guess it's your overly serious avatar.

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Terra

12. Posted:

Yeah probably. Maybe i should have used the Nathan Spencer design from Bionic Commando Rearmed instead of the one from the new game as he looks less serious in that one but I like this look better. Now that I think about it, that does sound like something he would say "Good Luck Finding Me". Damm it, I want that new game

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Kim_Jong-Il

13. Posted:

Just testing something. My double spaces seem to be getting deleted!
EDIT: NOOOOOO! ?

EDIT: Unimpressed....

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14. Posted:

LOL....That is if you can get them to land where you want them too. But hey they are startin to go alot further.

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