Topic: The "Could You Beat Up The Person Above You" Thread

Here's a mystery for the ages I'm sure we've all pondered about at one point: Could you beat up a NintendoLife user in one-on-one combat? This a very complicated question with a lot of ground to cover, so if you have a solid answer, comment below. And to keep things simple, it's gotta be about the user above you. obviously.

easily

i’m against fighting unless it’s in self defense, so… maybe?

I'm v much pro violence so I would destroy your pacifist butt

I'm just going to go with 'no'.

Pink eats pink..

mmm chocolate

No just no. I can offer you candy in return tho.

Oh yeah, as long as you don't "perfect parry" me, and you don't scratch my bike. XD (but I won't, because I like the people here )

Yeah, probably not. I’m too old and bitter, and have a three inch vertical leap.

“Old and bitter”

I got this in the bag.

dunno if it'd be a fair fight given my opponent is blind

Strong head, but looks easy to dodge side to side.

Speaking about dodging, can you dodge these Shock Arrows from Dance Dance Revolution games?