Topic: NintendoLife, I challenge you. Let's play a rhyming game l would like to do.

That quote tree was quite long so I had to cut it down and I hope you're ready @Squid cuz now I'm about to clown.

This started off as a simple contest but now I'm afraid its time to put it to rest cuz anyone with eyes sees that I've past your test. You're gonna make me eat my words? Ha! surely you jest, I could make books with my rhymes you couldn't beat even Dr.Seuss at your best.

You put up a good fight though like the people your rhymes were quite Minish, man, I had you beat in the beginning before Shao Kahn could say, "FINISH HIM!!"

I sometimes love to troll here and on miiverse.
But sometimes I'll be nice to the few when I web surf.

Even though I'm mostly patient, they'll be few times when I get ticked.
Don't try to get too complacent, I'll give you a fungus so ugly It'll give you months to get it nicked.

Do we need an accurate meaning
of the word we are using, "rhyming?"

It's not the end of the word but the emphasis
on syllables themselves in this rhyming synthesis
For while the difference is in "eed" and "ee"
the populace will still hear the rhyme, you see?

While I've no intentions of disregarding your mention
I feel condescension begets apprehension
For you fear that my skills are great enough to stupefy
You must find a method of my rhymes to disqualify

And as it appears that this point you hold dear
Is relinquished with sheer explanation, it's clear
That whatever I say you shall try to do away
with the technique I display on this, your judgement day.