Topic: Nintendo Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but it's so good you get asked to do a whole bunch of extra work.

I wish Earthbound gets remade with the Link's Awakening engine and comes with a ton of new content.

Granted, but it’s released in Japan and localized for Martians only

I wish Legends of the Hidden temple was back on the air.

Granted but only the Portuguese dub.

I wish I understood people more.

Granted, but it’s only supported by E.T.

I wish fishes could tell jokes.

Granted, but you still can't understand their language.

I wish people had super powers and it wasn't anything special - just something people had.

@Heavyarms55 Granted, but now people will see the ones that have exceptional super powers like treats to humanity just like in the X-Men movies.

I wish Cartoon Network returned to be like they were 15 years ago.

Granted, but you need to pay $2,000 for each month to watch them again.

I wish there is a boxer / kickboxer loves to bring his doll before entering the ring. 😁

Granted, but the boxer was thrown out of the sport because they beat their opponent to death for making fun of the doll.

I wish people who didn't like something that had no effect on them just ignored it, rather than mocking people who do like it.

Granted, but you must visit Indonesia first to get warmer season.

I wish the legendary Pokemons on Pokemon Sword / Shield are like Hylian Shield & Sword.

Granted, but they have as much power as a daffodil.

I wish for originality.

Granted, but only you think about originality.

I wish i can get multiple of Legendary Pokemons without cheating.

@Anti-Matter Granted. Now you can obtain pokeballs that has a 67% chance to catch a legendary, but each one cost 50,000 poke dollars.

I wish I could join one of the following Nintendo developing teams: Zelda team, DK team or Metroid team (either 2D, 3D or both).

Granted, but they exclusively make mobile freemium games.

I wish I knew what my cat thinks of his reflection.

Granted and he will say : "I hate my stupid looking!"

I wish i can talk to cats.

Granted but as a side effect you now get high off of catnip too and are easily distracted by laser pointers and such.

I wish humans with animal traits existed and I was a cat girl. #noshame

Granted and here kitty, kitty, kitty. (Pointing a laser point on the ground)

I wish there will be Paper Pokemon games.

Granted, but they are super serious games with lots of deep mechanics and suited to older more experienced players.

I wish the above was real.

@Anti-Matter I would be complete okay with that as a cute cat girl.

Granted but Batman will looking for you as a Cat Girl.

I wish i have a pen, apple and pineapple.

Granted, but he throws poop at you, your friends and family, your neighbors and anything else that moves. No matter what you do, it wont stop.

I wish for everyone in the world to swap sexes for a week, biological men become women and vice versa, then at the end we all think it was a dream and everyone remember but no one ever speaks of it.

Granted, but no one knows which bathroom they’re allowed to use, so everyone eliminates in their clothing. Clothing prices skyrocket for 3 years due to an event that civilization cannot acknowledge.

I wish rain tasted like peach-flavored sparkling water.