Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but the game is ruined by grape soda
i wish for Morphtroid to come out with the new Petit Farm

Granted, but it's not at all what you're expecting, in the negative sense

I wish pegasi were real

Granted,Derpy Hooves drops a piano on you.

I wish Nintendo made all models of the Wii U come with a game and same amount of data.

Granted, It's a redundent game and each mem is 8

I wish I was as strong as an ox

Granted,you now have incredible strength,but you're still unable to pick up a Penguin.

I wish Nick Clegg was my brother from another mother.

Granted, but it'll take rough ten to twenty years to totally adjust to that change

I wish my house was edible

Granted, your house is now made of all your favorite sweets, but before you can even look at it, it starts raining and your house melts into a pile of tasty mud.
I wish I could beat up the joker in slow-mo, comic book style.

Granted, but Bane is not in slow-mo. While you slowly try to run away, he breaks your back.
I wish I was a perfect artist.

Granted; But you can only make artwork based off of old car mufflers.
I wish that I could taste the sky.

Granted, but you are focus so much on art that your freinds and family abandon you and you have no real freinds anymore.

I wish that I became a Bilionare throug by recieving some distant relative that I don't know inheritance to me that also makes me invincible legally tomorrow.

Granted, but being a Billionare "thoug" doesnt exist
I wish for a Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon

Granted, it's 99% complete, where everything else in the game is playable and available, but it crashes during the ending

I wish everyone could see in the dark

Granted you eyes glow in the dark >:3
I wish for SSB4

Granted; But it does not have the character you most wanted in it.
I wish I could taste the sky.

Granted, but it leaves a terrible taste in your mouth

I wish I could help all the unfortunate souls

Granted,but all those unfortunate souls throw it all back in you face.

I wish to own shares in all the Las Vegas MOtels.

Granted you own two stock from each one.

I wish for a portal gun from portal that can't malfunction or accidently fire at the wrong place.

Granted, but now its mine to use and no one else can use it.
I wish That this will be turned to a censor bar instead

Granted; But it comes out as the words "censor bar" instead of an actual censor bar.
I wish that it will snow on Christmas.