Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted,they mostly looks like Spoons,and animals.

I wish for,and million,million things.

granted you get a million of snakes
i wish to be the best pokemon trainer ever

Granted someone steals all your Pokeballs as soon as you caught em all then trained them to level 100.

I wish today was today.

Granted,it's 23rd January 2012.

I wish I was married with Lady Gaga,and I wish we had a 6 kids,and I wish she didn't turn out to be a man.

Granted, the stores start making the Galaxy Nexus and all the stores in your area are sued and have to go out of bussiness in your area.
I wish I hadnt traded in Luigi's Mansion

granted but its lost somewhere in your house forever

i wish i could turn things into candy

Granted, now you're cursed with the chocolate touch, and everything (including loved ones) become chocolate like that one children's novel (I forget what it's called)!

I wish I could make a hat out of musical notes

Granted, but the hat makes awful Music.
I wish my wish will not be granted

Granted, there's an empty void due to the lack of a wish

I wish I knew everything

Granted, but then it ran away

I wish I had a long telescope at my disposal

Granted, but they're all counterfeit!

I wish I could eat from the biggest container of ice cream ever

Granted, but it is disgusting and melted.
I wish I had a time machine to go into the future!

Granted, but no one's around in that time period

I wish I was immortal

Granted, a building collapses on you, no one is there to help you, so your stuck forever.

I wish I had a plate of enchiladas in front of me.

Granted, but unfortunately you suffer from a case of food poisoning after that

I wish everyone had an infinite supply of food and water

Granted, only for it to be poisened.
I wish I had The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask cartridge.

Granted, but it won't work on your Nintendo 64

I wish for a world translator

granted, but it's translated into a language unknown to you, and only that language.
i wish i wasnt an old gas bag.

Granted, now you're a bean bag [chair] instead

I wish I had wings on my back and could fly

granted, but only for 5 minutes at a time >: P
i wish old games werent so expensive