Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted, but you are now addicted to (insert nastiest possible outcome)
i wish my Alzheimer's was cured.

granted, but what after curing it it got poision agian
i wish for my wish to be corrupted

Granted, but the wish is not corrupted...which means it is corrupted...which means it is not corrupted...and your mind goes haywire trying to figure it out!

"I'm good at video games, and bad at everything else. That's why I wish life were more like a video game." — Philip J. Fry, Futurama

granted, but you were killed living/playing "halo".

i wish i had developed a device allowing me to UN-CORRUPT wishes.

Granted, but the machine itself becomes corrupted, meaning it now not only corrupts wishes, but also corruptions!

I wish I hadn't just made this wish.

Granted its blank
I wish for a billion wishes and some hibachi shrimp

Granted, but you now have a billion corrupted hibachi shrimp!

I wish for quarters! A million allowances worth of quarters! No slots or tokens! xD

Great Futurama reference. Now a million children are crying and it's all your fault.

I wish babies were more aerodynamic. If that one is too much of a challenge, then I wish for... I dunno. Ice cream cake?

Granted. But in a week's time, a toddler will be flung from across a busy intersection and hit you square in the jaw. You'll never eat again.

I wish that balloons would come to life when faces are drawn on them.

Granted, but by doing so, goldfish sprout legs and walk on land; male rabbits grow enormous, lazy and dumb; and kittens fall in love with moose-antlered peanuts!

I wish for...hey, are you alright? You look kinda...I dunno...hungry. I wish you had something nourishing and tasty to eat.

Granted,but she turns up at your door,begging to be your girlfriend.

I wish to own shares in Nintendo Life.

Granted, shares skyrocket so much that you become a trillionaire within a week. Like some lottery winners, you end up ruining your life and lose everything. Now you do street performance and manage a Nintendo Life hate blog at a library.

I wish for egg drop soup...

Granted but why did you want soup made from broken eggs that fell on the floor?
I wish for a FF V- VIII remake for 3DS

Granted But it's $ 1000,000

I wish i knew what retro was making for WiIU

Granted its an HD ET Remake

Reset.....
I wish for a Wii U

Wish granted but when your going to set it up, you trip and fall and you break your Wii U. I also wish for a Wii U

granted but you have no gamepad

I wish for lots and lots of M&Ms :3

wish granted but they drop on the floor because you didn't wish for a bag and now they taste disgusting

i wish for all the games in the world

Granted but you don't have room to hold them all.
I wish for new Nintendo games.