Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

granted, but but they're just too lazy to actually do it when they do remember.

I wish to go to Hyrule

Granted. Meet your roommate.

(I know that technically wasn't Hyrule but shaddup.)
I wish season 6B of Futurama was on netflix already.

granted, but the audio is all messed up and the episodes are all out of order

I wish the new season of Doctor Who was on Netflix as I haven't seen an episode since series 5

Granted, but your computer monitor scrambles every time The Doctor and Amy are in danger.

I wish Donkey Kong 3D would be in the EB Games computer systems (even though it already is).

granted but it's lost

I wish that Mr_iwantwiipoints didn't forget to make a wish.

granted but you get no more wishes as that drains and breaks your wish meter.
i wish that i was trimmed

Granted. You have been trimmed to death.
I wish Mr_iwantwiipoints was more specific.

granted but his specifics are way to detailed for this page because the page could not contain the specifics of the statement which he just answered with a somewhat detailed reply
i wish i had all of the funny zombie novels on my Kindle

Granted, but your Kindle breaks right when you are about to finish the last one.
I wish school was more fun.

granted, but you are no longer in school and instead have to work 12 hours a day in Reggie's office telling people that NoA won't publish Xenoblade in NA, in otherwords, you become a hated person in a horrible job

I wish I had a 3D tv

Granted, but your shutter glasses start functioning too fast and explode while you're wearing them.
I wish for world destruction.

Granted the World is destroyed and everyone escapes to a new planet except for you, because you wished the world to be destroyed.

I wish I could make out with myself.

Granted, but the other you is clingy and jealous, and if you try to break up the relationship she'll start stalking your every move.
I wish I was mortal.

Granted.

I wish that I owned a Wii U right now!

granted, it's a non-working prototype and makes a NICE paperweight.

I wish I was commander of the Normandy SR-2

Granted, but you accidentally commandeer it to the Nudist Beach Planet, where it crash-lands into a sweaty Hutt and his Twi'lek girlfriend. Then, a number of nude Klingon space police knock you out and transport you to the Plumbers' secret space prison, but en route you are captured by the Jaffa of a Goa'uld System Lord, who implants you with a symbiote and turns all your human crew into Jaffa. The rest are jettisoned into space.

I wish all Wii owners owned a Wii.

granted, but they're the new wiis coming out without GC compatability, and thus aren't as good.

I wish that the previous poster didn't disturb me mentally by combining Mass Effect, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Stargate within two sentences

Granted, he disturbed you mentally by combining Mass Effect, Futurama, Star Wars, Star Trek, Ben 10, Ben 10 Alien Force, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien and Stargate SG-1 within three sentences instead.

I wish I knew what.

Granted. But knowing that got you nowhere in life.
I wish Adventure Time would come in two episode packages instead of one episode per week.