Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

There is no wish for me to grant.

I wish I was playing Mario Kart 7 right now...

Granted but it is unfinished and has the same graphics as Super Mario Kart.
I wish I was Mr. Freeze.

Granted, now you can only breathe in cold climates

I wish I could go scuba diving

Granted, but you never return because a shark got to ya.
I wish healthy food could taste delicious.

Granted, but then the universe was disrupted because this was never supposed to happen and there was a rip created in time and space.
I wish all of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was on Netflix.

Granted, but now it is off the internet (sorry, bronies...).

I wish I could read music better.

Granted, you have now lost your ability to read any other language.
I wish this thread wasn't moving so fast.

Granted, But You stop time
I wish I was the Batman.

Granted, in the same universe as Batman & Robin.
I wish I could come up with good jokes.

Granted,but now everyone hates you and your smug wit.
I wish I could go back into the past and slap whoever decided to make Metroid: Other M's story.

Granted, but because of that you create a space time continuum in which events of the future affected by that past would disappear with no memory at all, altering the time cycle as we know it

I wish I was good at cutting paper with scissors

Granted, but in Soviet Russia the SCISSORS CUT YOU!!! (Neatly, of course)
I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Granted, but all of your wishes are corrupted.
I wish xDemon720x granted my wish.

Granted, but you get too much of what you wished for and now your house has exploded from overload.

I wish I could have a Space Core from Portal 2.

Granted, now you own nothing else

I wish everybody in this planet had an infinite supply of food

Granted, but nobody gets the food they like.

I wish learning Japanese songs was easier.

Granted, but once you learn them, you lose interest and start liking Chinese songs better.
I wish there wasn't school tomorrow.

granted, but it's the last day you'll ever have off from school

Granted, I would have made your most desired wishes a reality if it weren't for the fact that you Forgot to post one. And dont think about editing your post either

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

Granted but you choked to death when you ate your turkey sandwich

I wish that I can get free 3ds games.