Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

Granted, but then all your other consoles disappear.
I wish my story turns out good

Granted, but the cookies you bake to celebrate the book's eventual release are all burned on the outside and gooey on the inside!

I wish I knew which people prefer ninjas and which people prefer pirates.

Granted, but this will start a pointless flame war between pirate-lovers and ninja-lovers! People will get hurt!

I wish it was Thanksgiving break already so I can buy Donkey Kong Country Returns!

lol wow 212 pages

@Yakko - Granted, but now the years will only have 362 (363 on leap years) days a year!!!!
_{Oops, I thought you meant Thanksgiving Day; my bad, Yakko =$}

I wish I could swim faster

Granted, but you are now forced to run slower!
_{It's fine, StarBoy.}

I wish someone would take me to Funky Town.

Granted, but you are disappointed to find that Funky Kong doesn't live in Funky Town!

I wish somebody would take PunnyGuy to Funky Town.

Granted, though that someone has misinterpreted it as taking him back to the '70s
_{Good night}

I wish I could jump as high as Mario can

Granted, but you hit your head on a floating block and graze it! Ouch!

I wish StarBuddy had a band-aid for the small graze on his forehead...

But then all the other band-aids in the world disappear!
I wish I had a got a free horse

Granted, but it's not house trained

I wish I could make a Thanksgiving card

Granted, but it's sloppy.
I wish I get everything on my Christmas list

Granted, but now everyone who doesn't get everything from their list becomes envious of you

I wish I knew how people could make balls out of rubber bands

Granted, but you find out that they're not balls of rubber bands...they are, in fact, balls of sinew crafted by butchers as a means of making a profit on excess animal waste!

I wish that corruption wasn't so disgusting...

Granted, but now every other users' corruptions are disgusting instead

I wish I could play a game of chess

Granted, but I misread your wish, so now you get to play a game with cheese!

I wish for StarBuddy to check the latest episode of PR:NF over in the CUAF LOL XD

Granted, I think it's quite good

I wish to always get a strike whenever I play bowling

Granted, but in addition to getting a strike each game you also always split...your pants, leading to a lot of embarrassment!
_{Sorry if I offended you StarBuddy...}
I wish I could create an excellent D&D character for my campaign.

Granted, but a robber steals it.
I wish that none of my wishes would get corrupted for the rest of my life.

Ha! Can't corrupt that! take that, tbd!